Lonely Heart (If everyone went round thinking that they're different, then we'd all be the same!) Tear along seratted edges to make your ideal man Caring, sharing and affectionate, one that understands G.S.O.H. looking for a long term relationship Tall dark and handsome, well tanned, well toned, dude you're full of shit! chorus I could waste my time saying I'm so different But ain't that just so lame? After all, we all say that, it holds no truth Because we're all the same My shit stinks and his shit stinks That would make us both the same Sales assistant come shelf stacker that's really what you mean A tubby coach potato described as lean mean machine Suppose he couldn't run for beans with a bullet up his ass Coughing like a well worn enging that's running short of gas My shit stinks and his shit stinks That would make us both the same I could waste my time saying I'm so different But ain't that just so lame? After all, we all say that, it holds no truth Because we're all the same My shit stinks and his shit stinks That would make us both the same My shit stinks and his shit stinks That would make us both the same If chances were handed out like pizza leaflets are I'd be rich and famous and drive around in a sports car Would it stop me being single and get me very far? Would it stop me being the retard that I think you are?! My shit stinks and his shit stinks That would make us both the same I could waste my time saying I'm so different But ain't that just so lame? After all, we all say that, it holds no truth Because we're all the same My shit stinks and his shit stinks That would make us both the same My shit stinks and his shit stinks That would make us both the same My shit stinks and his shit stinks That would make us both the same |