| Spare/I Don't Wanna Go To Math This is yet another story Harvinder and I wrote. As you can probably tell it was my spare and she didn't wanna go to math *hence the title*. All the parts written in Itallic were written by me *Kerri* and the plain text was written by Harvinder. WARNING! This story is pretty screwed and probably shouldn't be read by anyone under 13 but lol who's to say any of you will listen?? |
| In a small town called nippywhippydo, a storm was brewing. A young girl named Icky looked out the window of the cafeteria only to think �I don�t wanna go to math� Icky really liked storms and so did her friend wishywashy. So Icky and Wishywashy decided to go outside. When they went outside they saw shit everywhere! They were so happy! It was shit storm! �Oh my god Icky! We haven�t had a shit storm in ages! It�s decided! WishyWashy said joyfully. �I know! I�m not going to math class and you have a spare so we can stay outside and play in the storm. WishyWashy put on her gloves because she didn�t want to get shit on her hands. Icky didn�t really mind because she ate shit on a regular basis anyways. �Icky, look what I found!� WishyWashy yelled to her friend. Icky ran over and gasped at what WishyWashy had in her hands. �That�s not shit, that�s...that�s...� �One of Britney Spears� breast implants!� WishyWashy finished. �She must have gotten picked up in the storm and her implants got sucked out of her breast. I bet she�s around here somewhere� Icky said. So Icky and WishyWashy went looking for Britney Spears. They ran through the shit storm, all the way to the path. There they found a severed hand and a tiny piece of what appeared to be human flesh! WishyWashy grabbed the hand and piece of flesh from Icky and put it in her mouth! Icky couldn�t believe it, WishyWashy was eating the flesh! That was freakin� nasty! �WishyWashy! What the HELL are you doing?!� Icky asked disgusted. �If I eat them I can tell who they belong to. That one belongs to Ricky Martin. That one...mmm...� WishyWashy chewed a bit more �Justin Timberlake. Maybe him and Britney were having sex when they got caught up in the storm� After eating the other hands and flesh WishyWashy concluded that Ricky Martin, Justin Timberlake, Mooloo (A girl they both hated and despised at school) Christina Aguliera, Joey Fatone, Scott Moffatt and the 3 members of B-44 were all caught up in it. Icky was trying to think of what to do next but was having some trouble seeing as she had no brain. Anyways, finally WishyWashy broke the silence by burping and then she vomited. Out came all sorts of nasty slime and chunks of flesh! There were two eyeballs that she had also puked up. They eyeballs were moving and trying to jump up into WishyWashy�s mouth. Luckily, Icky caught the jumping eyeballs and stuck them up her nostrils. She always wanted to have eyes in her nose. Meanwhile, WishyWashy was looking rather pale... �WishWashy, when did you eat those eyeballs?� �When we were in the caf� Mooloo was pissing me off. She kept saying �Can I have some chocolate? Aww, sniffles� so I ripped her eyeballs out and ate them� �You mean...she was caught in the storm with no eyes??� �Duh� said WishyWashy, �Sometimes You�re so slow!� �Well it�s not everyday I see a friend eat and throw up eyeballs!� So WishyWashy told Icky that if she wouldn�t shut up she�d crush her skull and eat her bones. Icky laughed phsychotically, she always wanted to get eaten. �I want you to eat me� Icky said. �Fine, I won�t eat you then. Can we find Britney Spears now?� �Oh yeah, I forgot about her� Icky said �Oiiiii, you�re so dumb � and so, Icky and WishyWashy went on their way to find Britney Spears. �I wanna eat her other breast implant� WishyWashy said �You eat everything!� Icky whined, �Can�t I eat something?� Suddenly, WishyWashy stopped.. �OH MY GOD! IT�S THE BACKSTREET BOYS!� WishyWashy was in love with the BackstreetBoys, especially Brian Littrell. But as they got closer the noticed that the Backstreet Boys were looking kinda weird. They were all missing body parts. And Brian...he...he didn�t have a face. She knew it was Brian though because she knew his body pretty well...hehe...Brian wasn�t exactly the faithful type. �BRIAN!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!� WishyWashy screamed and fell to her knees. �How do you know that�s Brian?� Icky asked. �I know his body, I had sex with him 2 million times last night. His beautiful smile, his blue eyes� �I�m sure his dick is still in perfect working condition� Icky pointed out. �Hmmm, I guess so. Anyway, back to finding Britney Spears� �Oh fuck this shit man. I don�t wanna find Britney Spears� Just then they saw Britney Spears� head and neck fall from the sky. Obviously she was dead. �Yes bitch, yes� said Icky. WishyWashy spat on Britney Spears and then ate her! She tasted kind of salty and bitter...then again all sluts do! |