| There was a girl called Pervert who really liked little boys. Pervert liked little boys so much that she began growing them from seeds in her garden. One day, a little boy whom she called Nahasapetapetalon was big enough to pick. This little boy would cause her much trouble. Sometimes the boy would run away from Pervert when she tried to get near him and he would immediately rip off his clothes and run down the streets naked. Sometimes he would go have sex with the girl next door and her mum and her dog. Pervert was very jealous and pissed about this. She knew that his penis was the size of a cucumber and that he would be great to have sex with. She wouldn�t let Nahasapetapetalon have the satisfaction of seeing her jealousy so she too began having sex with the girl next door, her mum, her dog and even her cat. The problem was that the girl next door and her mum suddenly didn�t want to have sex any more because they were really upset because of the fact that they had no penis�s and they really wanted one. The girl wanted a penis the size of her dogs and the mum wanted one the same size has Nahasapetapetalon. The girl and her mom left one day to go penis shopping leaving Pervert and Nahasapetapetalon with no one to have sex with but themselves. Oh yeah, the girl next door and her mum took the dog and cat with them. The girl next door, let�s call her Elvisina and her mum, Scottina were gone for hours. Finally they found one man and a dog up to their standards and cut their penis�s off. There was one slight problem though. Their penis�s looked a bit too flat now that they had actual possession of them. They were as flat as toast but yet very long. Elvisina and Scottina were a little disappointed but at least they had a penis now!! Oh what fun they would have!! They went home and locked themselves in the washroom. Scottina had brought in a needle and thread to sew on the penis�s. Elvisina loved her penis so much she named it �Flat Toast�. After two hours Scottina and Elvisina had penis�s. They were ready for REAL sex now. They got the dog and cat and were about to head over to Perverts house when they realized they were missing 2 more things! Pubic hair and hair on their chests! They came to the conclusion that they didn�t really need hair on their chests, as there were plenty of guys who weren�t hairy. As for the pubic hair�well that was no problem, they took the whiskers off the neighborhood cat and got some superglue and stuck them on. Now they had pubic hair. WOOHOO!!! They headed over to Pervert�s house but were stopped in the garden. All of Pervert�s boys she grew were over HORNY! Pervert had forgotten to pick all the boys. Now they were running around the garden screwing each other. They all stopped though when they saw the girls, the dog and the cat. Elvisina and Scottina took off their clothes to ask the boys what they thought. The boys were disgusted! Never had they seen something like this before. As soon as they had finished pointing and laughing, they went back to screwing each other. Since the boys didn�t care about Elvisina, Scottina, the dog and the cat any more they were able to pass through the garden into Pervert�s house. �We�re here!� Elvisina screamed. �And we have penis�s! Are you ready to be f**ked to mars?!� They ran upstairs where Pervert was screwing a cucumber and Nahasapetapetalon was screwing an apple pie. They stopped and began having a 6-some. Scottina was right! They were f**ked to mars!! Paragraphs in ITALICS written by KerriBear Paragraphs in normal font written by Oi Oi |