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| Kerri And Parveen's Lunch Time Poem |
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| So, This poem makes no sense but ya know...me and Parveen very often don't make sense. We wrote this 'Poem' and I quote 'Poem' during lunch in the cafe because we had nothing better to do with our time other than play speed and crazy 8's ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* THE BEAUTIFUL SKY REFLECTS YOUR LOVE THE BEAUTIFUL SKY IS LIKE A GIANT CONDOM, A BLUE ONE! A CONDOM SO BIG AND GRAND, BUT WHO'S PENIS CAN FIT IT? THE GREEN GIANT OF COURSE! THOUGH BLUE AND GREEN SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN BLUE AND GREEN HOLD A FORBIDDEN LOVE, THEY HAVE SEX WHILE WE SLEEP WHILE BLUE AND GREEN GET JIGGY WITH IT, THE PIZZA CRACKERS SHOW UP TO WATCH THE PIZZA CRACKERS GET SO HORNY THEY RUN OFF TO THE TOWN TO ROCK THE WORLD OF INNOCENT GIRLS THE PIZZA CRACKERS COME ACROSS LOLA BEATRICE WITH HER EYES SO BROWN "WONT YOU GUIDE OUR PIZZA PENIS TONIGHT" "DEAR ME! FOR I AM A VIRGIN BUT INDEED! I WILL TAKE YOUR PIZZA PENIS AND FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU'LL BLEED MORE THAN I WILL!!" SHE EAGERLY REPLIES WITH GLEE THE CRACKERS SAY "REALLY? HAVE YOU SEEN OUR PIZZA PENISES???" AND LITTLE LOLA GASPS AS SHE SEES THE PIZZA PENIS WAS AS LONG AS THE QEW "BRING IT ON BABY DOLL!!!!!! FUCK ME TO THE STARS" AND SO LOLA CLIMBED ON THE END OF THE HUGE PIZZA PENIS FEELING IT GO RIGHT PAST HER HEART WITH SEX LIKE THIS, YOU CAN BET THAT THEY NEVER DID PART! THE END!!! The Bold And Italic Lines Were Written By Me *Kerri* The regular Font Was Written By Parveen Just So You Know I Had An Obsession With Pizza Crackers At The Time We Wrote This :)_ |