Welcome to the Duke's Beer Bar
I know that lots of you out there are interested in this kind of page, so I made it. I have several large additions to make to this page, especially after the time spent in Germany, Belgium and Netherlands, may they make beer forever! So, here's a list of some beer company's whom I happen to drink the beer of, when I'm not drinking MILK.
I'll eventually fix this up more, so hold your mugs tight and keep your mouth closed.
Why We Drink Beer:
The Buffalo Theory
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker braincells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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