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Tara
quotes offa Buffy The Vampire Slayer...
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Tara
(to Willow): You said "recon." You're, like, cool monster fighter.
Willow: Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith
first. She's like this cleavagy slutbomb walking around going
[mocking tone] "Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked cool, I'm five by five."
Tara: Five by five? Five what by five what?
Willow: See, that's the thing. No one knows.�
Willow: Next thing I know this crazed vamp is like
running right at me and I know if it gets past me there's no telling
who's in danger next.
Tara: Come on, you have fun. Admit it�living
the scooby life.
Willow: I was going for a kind of stoic bravery,
but yeah.�
Tara: The Slayer does not walk in this world.�
Buffy: I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna
be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert
since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
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Tara: You thought Dracula was sexy?�
Willow: Oh! No. He, he was...yuck.�
Anya: Right, except for the whole tall,
dark, and handsome thing? Yucko.�
Xander: How would you know?�
Anya: Well, we hung out a few times. Back in
my demon days, you know, once or twice. He's pretty cool.� You
know, from, from a whole...evil thing perspective.
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Willow: We can come by between classes!
Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of
different colored pens...but it's been pointed out to me that that's,
you know, insane.
Tara: I said "quirky."�
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Buffy: Where did you send him?
Anya: The land of the trolls. He'll like it
there. Full of trolls.�
Willow: It's hard to be precise, though.
Alternate universes don't stay put. Trying to send him to a specific
place is sort of like...like...trying to hit a...puppy, by throwing a
live bee at it. Which is a weird image, and you should all just
forget it.
Anya: It's possible that he's in the land of
perpetual Wednesday...or the crazy melty land...or, you know, the
world without shrimp.
Tara: There's a world without shrimp?
[Willow looks at her] I'm allergic.�
Tara (to buffy). You think you know what you
are, what's to come. You havnt even begun
Tara: "Yeah, you learn her source, and we'll introduce her to
her insect reflection. (everyone stops & stares at her) Th-that
was funny if you, um, studied taglarin mythic rites... and are a
complete dork."
Riley: "Then how come Xander didn't laugh?"
Xander: "I don't know that taglarin stuff."
Riley: "Oh."
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Tara: She's not your friend.�
Willow: I may have overestimated the "you
liking her" factor.�
Tara: No, no. I mean, I don't... I don't
think she's... her.�
Willow: You lost me.�
Tara: Well, a person's energy has a flow, a
unity. Buffy's was ... was fragmented. It grated, like something
forced in where it doesn't belong. Plus, she was... she was kind of mean.
Oz (grabbing her arm) But there's
something to talk about? Are you two involved?!
Tara: I have, I have to go.
Oz: Because she never said anything like
that to me like that. We talked all night, and she never� (Tara
tries to leave, Oz grabs her by the shoulders.) No, stop!!! Is she in
love with you? Tell me! Is she? (He starts to turn into wolfman) Run.
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Tara: You still need an elective. How about...
sophomore-level psychology?
Willow: Oh... kinda psyched out since Professor
Walsh. Maybe something fun, like drama. I could be dramatic. (To Miss
Kitty Fantastico) "You cannot have more catnip! You have a
catnip problem."
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Tara: Willow?
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Willow: Yeah?
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Tara: (eyes opening) Start out slow doing what?
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Willow opens her eyes.
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Willow: (in a soft voice) Oh. We're gonna float
the rose.� Then use
the majiks to pluck the petals off, one at a
time. It's a test of
synchronicity.� Our minds have to be
perfectly attuned to work as a
single delicate implement.
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Tara: (a moment, then smiles) Cool.
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Tara: It-it was my grandma's, I think.� I
found it a long time ago in
my attic. (hesitantly) I-I want you to have it.
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Willow: Oh, no, Tara.� Th-that's really
sweet.� I can't.� It's like a
family heirloom.� I-I just wouldn't feel comfortable.
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Tara looks a little hurt and she puts the
crystal away.� Willow see
this.
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Willow: But i-if you wanted to try out some
spells with it some time,
I wouldn't say no.
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Tara: (eager) Maybe tonight.� I mean, if
you're not doing something
you could . . come over and we could do
something. (smiles)
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Willow: (uncomfortable) Tonight . . . That
sounds really nice.� But
tonight I, uh, already have plans with people. Other.
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Tara: (hurt again) Oh.� Um, that's
okay.� Another . . time.
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Willow: Absolutely.� It's just tonight,
it-it's kind of a specific
crowd.� You might feel out of place.
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Tara: Willow?
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Willow: (sheepishly) A funny thing
happened with my prior social
engagement.� Pretty much ended when
a friend of mine went off to do
something with another crowd she hangs
out with.� Irony is kind of
ironic that way. (hopefully) Anyway, I
know it's late, but I-I thought
maybe-- I mean, if you still wanted to .
. . do something?
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Tara just smiles and opens the door
wider to let her inside.� She
closes the door.
WILLOW: It wasn't anything really. Buffy was just a
little crabby at Dawn about her schoolwork.
TARA: Well, it's understandable. (puts something on
the bed, turns back to close the closet door)
WILLOW: Yeah, sure it is. I'd totally be blowing
off classes if I were in Dawnie's shoes.
TARA: (smiles) Sweetie, you wouldn't blow off a
class if your head was on fire. (goes over to the sink) And, I meant Buffy.
WILLOW: (putting on earrings) Buffy what?�
TARA: Understandable about the crabby. She has to
look after Dawn now.�
WILLOW: (putting on a jacket) Yeah, but not in a
Miss Minchin's Select Seminary For Girls way. I mean, she's just
gonna make Dawnie more rebellious.
TARA: I had to deal with my brother's problems
after ... I mean, you can't really know what it's like to-
WILLOW: Yeah, I know that.�
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Tara makes a noise of displeasure, frowns, sits on
the bed next to Willow.�
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TARA: I, I didn't mean to-
WILLOW: No, I just ... I ... I know I can't know
what you went through. (Tara frowns) But I just ... (fake laugh) It's
no big.
TARA: I made you mad.�
WILLOW: No. No.�
TARA: All I meant was-
WILLOW: No, it's okay. This whole Buffy thing,
let's just forget it.�
TARA: No, please. I mean, I mean, tell me if I said
something wrong, otherwise I know I'll say it again. Probably often
and in public.
WILLOW: No, I was snippy gal. It's just ... I know
I can't ... on some level ... (sighs) it's like my opinion isn't
worth anything because I haven't been through ... (sighs) I didn't
lose my mom, so I don't know.
TARA: Well ... I-I'm not the expert. I mean, I've
only lost the one.�
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Willow gives a sympathetic smile. Tara looks anxious.�
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TARA: (uncertainly) Do ... I act like ... the big
knowledge woman?�
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Wide shot of the two of them sitting on the bed,
facing each other, with at least a foot separating them.
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WILLOW: (weakly) No.�
TARA: Is that no spelled Y-E-S?�
WILLOW: S-O-R-T of. (Tara frowns) I mean, I just
feel like the-the junior partner. You've been doing everything longer
than me. You've been out longer ... you've been practicing witchcraft
way longer.
TARA: Oh, but you're way beyond me there! In just a
few- I mean ... it frightens me how powerful you're getting.
WILLOW: (frowns) That's a weird word.�
TARA: (nervous smile) "Getting"?
WILLOW: It frightens you? *I* frighten you?�
TARA: (jumps up from the bed) That is *so* not what
I meant. I meant i-impresses - impressive.
WILLOW: Well, I took Psych 101. I mean, I took it
from an evil government scientist who was skewered by her
Frankenstein-like creation before the final, but I know what a
Freudian slip is.
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Tara looks upset.�
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WILLOW: D-don't you trust me?�
TARA: With my life.�
WILLOW: That's not what I mean.�
TARA: Can't we just go to the fair?�
WILLOW: I don't feel real multicultural right now.
(stands up) Wh ... what is it about me that you don't trust?
TARA: It's not that. I worry, sometimes. You're,
you're changing so much, so fast. I don't know where you're heading.
WILLOW: Where I'm heading?�
TARA: I'm saying everything wrong.�
WILLOW: No, I think you're being pretty clear. This
isn't about the witchcraft. It's about the other changes in my life.
TARA: I trust you. I just ... (looks down) I don't
know where I'm gonna fit in ... in your life when...
WILLOW: When ... I change back? Yeah, this is a
college thing, just a, a little experimentation before I get over the
thrill and head back to boys' town.
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Pause.
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WILLOW: You think that?�
TARA: Should I?�
WILLOW: I'm really sorry that I didn't establish my
lesbo street cred before I got into this relationship. You're the
only woman I've ever fallen in love with, so ... how on earth could
you ever take me seriously?
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She walks toward the door.�
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TARA: Willow, please!�
WILLOW: Have fun at the fair.�
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Willow storms out. Tara stands there looking upset.�
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WILLOW: Tara, Tara, are you okay?�
TARA: It's dirty. It's all dirty. And all over me!�
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She begins brushing at her stomach as if to brush off dirt.�
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TARA: Dirty. Dirty. I'm bad. Bad. (whimpering)�
WILLOW: (crying) Tara. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.�
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Willow pulls Tara's head down onto her shoulder and rocks her gently.�
Willow looks sad. Tara looks confused.�
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DOCTOR: She your sister?�
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TARA: I-i-it has to be verified, of course. Anyone can tell you that.
Of course. (looking from one person to the next) Of course, of course.
WILLOW: (staring at Tara) She's my everything.�
DOCTOR: Well, you can get her released first thing in the morning.
But she's gotta spend one night in the psych ward. Just for
observation. We'll keep an eye on her, do a couple basic tests, then
you can take her home. Does that sound fair? (Willow nods
uncertainly) Well, sit tight then, and I'll send a nurse by in a few
minutes to pick up Tara.
GLORY: I told you this wasn't over.�
TARA: No. The place is cracking! It's cracking! Cracking, no, no, no!�
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Dawn looks anxiously at Tara as Willow tries to calm her.�
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DAWN: No, Tara, it's okay.
TARA: (gasping, staring at Dawn) Oh, look at that, look at that. The light!�
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Buffy is staring at Glory but turns to look at Tara at this.�
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TARA: Oh, it's so pure! Such pure green energy!�
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Dawn gasps and looks over at Glory in fear.�
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Glory begins to smile
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