My name NOT is Natasha but Natalia. I was born in southern Kazakhstan and lived a hard life there until I joined the KGB at the age of 8 in an attempt to escape my impoverished lifestyle. When I was 15 I was working in Florida as an undercover agent and was discovered by the CIA. I had two choices, 25 to life in jail or join the CIA as a double agent. After working as a double agent for 2 years I was recruited by the NSA to infiltrate Southern Nazarene to flush out suspected hackers who were trying to push a religious agenda through subliminal messages that frequently flashed up on snu.edu when students were logged in. Unfortunately I fell victim to the subliminal messages and believed that my name was Natasha. A secret organization, which I cannot reveal pending a future investigation, discovered my KGB roots and attempted to get me deported. When the NSA lost contact with me they sent in an agent to see what had happened to me. During a yogga class the agent tried to "talk" to me but due to the subliminal messages I knew nothing of who I really was. The agent gave up after attending a hippie excursion with me and reported their findings to the NSA. The NSA thought this was the best and left me at the mercy of the secret SNU organization, but not before they found out the hackers were being controlled by the afore mentioned organization. The CIA put a stop to the deportation and informed the FBI that I was working through the NSA for them. When the FBI contacted the NSA, they denied all ties to me. The NSA panicked and shut down the hacker ring to prevent any further connection to the case. Meanwhile, I discovered a piece of paper in one of my favorite books in the library that led to my memory returning. I contacted the NSA but they disavowed any knowledge of me. I immediately started my own investigation and I was also contacted once again by the FBI to assist in a joint investigation with the FBI and the KGB into the mysterious secret organization. However, during my investigation I also discovered that the KGB also tried to "contact" me when I was at the hippie excursion which was sponsered by a KGB organization called "Save the Cows Foundation" who still opperates as "Chickfila" here in the US to recruit for the Save the Cows Foundation. After a year of investigating the organization, it was discovered not to be tied to SNU at all, but was trying to push its "non tolerence" agenda to all of the universities across the US! Unfortunately, I cannot reveal any other information due to the sensitivity of the ongoing investigation.