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"To make my future bright, look to the fire of the past"
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a 15th century Tatar poet, don't ask me who
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shoot is just shit with two 'o's
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-George Carlin
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Lady, I like my cigar too but I take it out of my mouth once in awhile
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- Groucho Marx to a woman who is pregnant with her 14th child.
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Now I am not trying to flip you guys off or anything
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- Dr. Miller when directing women's chorus by waving random fingers in the air
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be not conformed to this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, acceptable, and perfect, will of God
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- Romans 12:2
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silence is golden, duct tape is silver
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- a t-shirt I saw
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I aint scared of al Quaida, I'm scared of al cracka
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- Chris Rock
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A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man must seek Him to find her.
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unkown
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I can do anything through Him who gives me strength
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-Philippians 4:13
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Pastor Steve: what kind of things are we tempted by in this world?
*me putting my head on Patrick's shoulder as a joke*
Patrick at that very moment: sex!!
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BFC Wednesday Night service
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all you need is love
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John Lennon
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give peace a chance
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John Lennon
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only God can judge me
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- Tupac Shakur
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fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me
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-an old proverb that I can relate to
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If you're working at Wal-mart and have 10 kids, stop having kids
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- Charles Barkley
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A real friend loves you for who you are and doesn't try to change you
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unkown
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Jade: he is full of sh*t!
monk: rich manure can fertilize many a field and feed many people
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- from "Bulletproof Monk"
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If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with
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- a Stephen Stills song
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If I get any trouble outta you guys, I'm gonna integrate this jail
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- Charles Dutton in "A Time to Kill" [to the crackers who raped a black girl]
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Don't You Think The Joker Laughs At You?
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-Beatles, I Am The Walrus
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listen it's 2am! some of us are trying to sleep so get the f~k to bed
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- Cindy when some guy kept pranking our room
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I aint scared of no popo!
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- Midea "diary of a mad black woman".
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we're all mad here
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the cheshire cat in "Alice In Wonderland"
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"If you say you're not a feminist, you're almost denying your own existence. To be a feminist is to be alive"
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- Margaret Cho
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runners have balls, other sports just play with them -runner's quote
if you run be proud, most sports only require one ball
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-classic runner's quote
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If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other
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- Mother Teresa
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I met a queer man and we had a gay time
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- a line from an old-fashioned novel. key word: old-fashioned.
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God is not some omnipotent authority looking down from above threatening to throw us into a pit of fire if we disobey. God is the energy that flows through the synapses of our nervous system and the chambers of our hearts. God is in all things!
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- Dan Brown
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Let anyone among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone
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-John 8:7
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Ignorance is the root and stem of all evil
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- Plato
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