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ShEs GoT lEgS
Opening
Scene
One of the industry�s most popular Divas, Stacy Keibler and her legendary legs have become a staple at any wrestling event worldwide. Her ring entrances consistently leave Superstars, fans and especially our
announcer Jerry �The King� Lawler at a loss for words.
The Baltimore native�s first taste of the world of sports entertainment came in the old WCW, where her natural beauty and inviting smile were an instant hit with the company.
Those stunning good looks did her well when she arrived on the WWE scene. Keibler drew attention just by being Stacy. She served as a valet for the Dudley Boyz, Test and Scott Steiner, and also had a celebrated stint as Mr. McMahon�s personal secretary. Now signed to WMX Stacy says she will spice up the divas federation and become the wmx womens champion and on her way to the top bring her client so to speak Carlito Caribean Cool...Now thats cool!
The striking 5-foot-11 beauty was also the cover girl for Divas Undressed, one of the hottest-selling magazines in history.
One of the most camera-friendly Divas ever, Keibler holds her own in the ring if needed. Of course, watching her walk down the ramp with those magnificent legs is typically an event in itself.
Scene One
Go Go Fight Fight
The scene opens insude a video arcade where we see Carlito and Stacy roaming around
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Oh hey look a wmx smackdown game, We gotta play this
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-�
So tell me again what are we doing in a smelly video arcade...It aint cool
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Oh come on you will like this game, We can play ourselves against Trish and her biatch he he aka Christian
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-�
Ok thats cool
Stacy and Carlito start pounding on the joystick and buttons till Stacy jumps up shouting
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
YESSS! Now If beating Trish will be as easy as that then I have nothing t worry about
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-�
Stacy Keibler at Wrestlemania...Now thats cool
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Oh did you see how excited Trish was to be on the front of the wms website
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-�
Yeah thats not cool!
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Oh I dont care ha ha, Please im on the front of most things, Let her have her moment in glory...After all she is still bitter that I beat her this year in babe of the year!
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-� *Ye that was cool, But I tell whats not cool and that is its six O clock and the house show starts at eight
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Holy crap your right lets get out of her..We can grab some dinner on the way
Stay and Carlito leave to go to the arena but on the way stop into a garage to get a bite to eat and refill. Stacy goes inside and there is a Chinese lady behind the counter
�-(�`v��)-�Chinese Lady�-(�`v��)-�
Hi Hi...You buy today?
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Yes im just paying for 10 bucks of gas
�-(�`v��)-�Chinese Lady�-(�`v��)-�
You buy more!...Car smell bad you need freshner!!
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
No thanx were fine
�-(�`v��)-�Chinese Lady�-(�`v��)-�
Me change oil for you 100 bucks!!
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-� *Under his breath* Sucky Sucky five doller
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
*Elbows Carlito* Stop It!!
�-(�`v��)-�Chinese Lady�-(�`v��)-�
At weast have some Chinese food ...It ready already!
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Ye ok we will have some Chop suey and sweet and sour chicken plese
�-(�`v��)-�Chinese Lady�-(�`v��)-�
Good,Good I get food now for you..I give you poo poo platter you will like
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-� I dont want no poo poo ...That aint cool
�-(�`v��)-�Chinese Lady�-(�`v��)-�
Oh just take it so we can get out of here..its not actual poo silly
font color=hotpink> Stacy and Carlito grab the food and drive off with the chinese food and head for the arena
Scene Two
Ring Time
�-(�`v��)-�Puppy Mad King�-(�`v��)-�
Wow JR I cant wait Trisha nd Stacy rolling around in the same ring...Oh this is deffinatly going to be my favorite match of the night
�-(�`v��)-�BBQ Sauce JR�-(�`v��)-�
Well Trish earlier on tonight told us just exactly what she thought of Stacy and well did you Stacys face..She was furious
Shes got legs blasts over the pa system and out walks the leegy goddess herself with a great reaction from the fans. She gets int he ring and grabs a mic
�-(�`v��)-�Puppy Mad King�-(�`v��)-�
Oh boy Stacy!!!
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Well I think we all know what happened tha last time i was out here...If
Not ill let you know this the King got me allll wet but now its time to get all serious.
Now ive been doing my homework On Trash Stratus and I suggest you all pay
close attention especailly Christian. First off id like to clear up this matter of Trish saying I lost my match last week on Smackdonw *AHEM* I beat Chrissty and Rain without breaking a sweat so get your facts straight before u open that big mouth of yours
Now Trishy Boo Just what have you done that makes you so god damn
speciel? Not a goddamn thing that's what! Ive proved myself to get
this chance to go to mania When you finally realize that your
inferior...maybe one day you'll actually get to the point I'm at,
At this point and time though you have TREMENDOUSM amounts of growing
to do. Until than sit your ass on the bench and watch a real athlete
at work. You may have the more experience, but your IQ is definitely
sub-par!
Now on to my next bit of business,
You know Trish I started of in
WWWE as a Valet offering my services to the Dudleys,Test and finally Steiner
but then went out on my own for a good few years and relised I kick Butt!
But sadly You have just seemed to change with the trends like TnA
then Jeff Hardy,Vince,The Rock,Chris Jericho and now Christian Maybe Ever try
I don't know, BEING ORIGINAL? I know that's a foreign concept to
someone of such limited intelligence. Don't worry though I'm always
up for giving out another lesson. So you see Trish ...You are really not in any place
to call me or any other diva might i add in this federation a slut because you my dear
are the biggest slut around here!! Now I never
make a statement with out backing it up so Ladies and Gentlemen if you would like to direct your
attention to the monitor you will see what I mean...Roll the film!
Now I know you are all shocked and appauled by this footage and I wish I could say that it ends here
but im afraid that I found so much dirt on this girl that I couldnt fit it all in but I feel that its my duty to
inform you all on this. Now Trash Strtus the way you walk around wmx somebody would think that you own the damn place and your
the wmx womens champion ..well hunny as perfect as you say you are we know you arnt and ...you know if your into funky
sex things then thats ok..Seems like Trish is into people sitting on her face...Crazy huh?? Well I think this chick is a little
gone in the head anyway if she thinks she can beat me ..I mean get aload of this.
Guys roll the footage!
Shocking I know! I dont think Christian knows just what he has gotten himself in to. Now Trish as far as you telling me that I dont take this business
personally is joke..I worked my tight ass off tog et here and went through some major training to get into wcw,wwe,xrw and finally here in wmx so dont you dare say I dont take this business seriously! I like to have fun with promos like last week with the water gun or this week with my video..I entertain the fans..Unlike you Trish ..Dont hate me cos your not me! Besides..Ive never been in the umm *cough* *Cough* porno bizz right Trish..I mean you cant honestly cant expect people to take you seriously if u lie on your back all day with your legs in the air and then elt guys go for the big finish so to speak....Poor Christian..I hope he wore pretection. See Trish dont mess with me cos Im like fire and belive me you dont want to get burned!
Well look at me hogging the ring I simply dont have time to show the rest of my footage but dont worry theres plenty more to come..The next time im out here ill be more then happy to share it with you...Dont worry ill be back sooner then you think
With Thats Stacy leaves the ring with a big grin on her face and a big ovation from the fans
Scene Two
The Dream
The scene opens up backstage where Stacy is in Trish Stratus locker room looking at things on her laptop while talking to Carlito
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Oh my god this girl is sick...she ahs like pictures of me all over her laptop
and she made a weekly plan oh god what a loser. Like I always say Dream as you will live forever and Live as you will die tommorow
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-�
Theres gotta be a folder in there belonging to Christian I just know he is doing something ilegal to win his matches I mean its Christian..He is bribeing the refs or something..thats so not cool
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Try to be patient Carl! I mean you know what they say ...patience is a virtue..
Oh gross he ahs pictures of you on her too...god these people deserve each other...I uhhh!!
�-(�`v��)-�Cooler Then Cool Carlito�-(�`v��)-�
Uhhh? Stacy are you ok?
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
I feel Dizzy, I think I might hang up now and go take a nap on my sofa in the locker room
Stacy stumbles into her locker room and flops ontot the coach where she starts to dream
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Woah!! im in cartoon world..OoOoOo Theres purdy houses here..742 evergreen Terrece..Where Do I know that from
�-(�`v��)-�Do The Bart Man �-(�`v��)-�
Hey Stacy!
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Oh hey Bart...Wait a minute BART SIMPSON!! My this is a strange dream and it all feels so real
�-(�`v��)-�Do The Bart Man �-(�`v��)-�
Dont have a cow man, Ill pinch you to walkk you up
Stacy jumps up off the sofa and looks confussed
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Man that is the last time I eat chinese from a gas station Ay Karumba!!
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