As our scene opens we see a good looking red head come into the picture she looks around confussed inside a large yet tacky hotel room she shakes her head and looks down on the bed to see a dark haired good looking and familiar man beside her she bites her lip and takes a moment to take it all in

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Oh no is that who I think it is??? What happened last night all I can remember is having a ball in the casino and the drinks flowing

Christy looks down in the bed beside her as the man groans and turns over he is your attractive and all too familiar for Miss Hemme as he turns Christy realises he isn�t wearing boxers�She cringes and looks under the sheet to see if she too is without her so called delicates on

Oh god what have I done not again! Ok think Christy think how did a trip to Vegas end up in bed with Matt Sydel!?

You see in the past Miss Christy Hemme and Matt Sydel have crossed paths ..Thats right they were more then just good friends Oh yes Mr Sydel and Miss Hemme have a very saucy past indeed

Ok maybe if I walk out quietly he wont relise..But do I want to leave�..What am I saying of course I do

As Christy tries to leave the bed quitly she bangs her foot of the bed which inevitably led to a painfully loud

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
FUCK!!! FUCKING BED THING!

Of course Christy realised Matt is no staring at her looking rather frightened yet confused at the same time

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Mister Matt Sydal »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Christy�... What �What happened last night?

Oh my god ok ehhhh

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
I dont know Matt� What did happen last night? What are you doing here? And how did I end up in bed with you?...I mean youre the past

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Mister Matt Sydal »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Listen Christy all I know is last night I saw you in the casino and you told me you got a contract with upw where I currently am and we decided to Celebrated�.I guess we Celebrated a little too much..After all u were slightly twisted when I arrived�

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
So you totally took advantage of me?

There was a major pause Christy new that what she just said wouldn�t go down well with Matt�He wasn�t exactly the most laid back person in the world

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Mister Matt Sydal »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Me take advantage of you� Christy please! You were all over me like a bad rash� Besides you were the one buying me drinks..But dont worry this is where it ends Christy cos you know what I happen to be rather happy with life right now! Not only am I the most talented person on the upw roster I have a girlfriend Christy� You remember Lizzy Valentine right� Oh ye I know you do!

Of course Christy and Matt have a rought history things were said Gauntlets were thrown and Matt went off with Lizzy after he caught Christy cheating on him with Joey Mercury..But Christy never loved Joey..I think we all knew that. It all really went Pear shaped when Christy made it big in WWE but rumour has it she got way too big headed and ended up getting the boot but was quickly scooped up by Tna where she became the hottest Diva to grace Tna, But that wasnt enough for Miss Hemme she wanted to be apart of the biggest federation in America which is UPW so after a brief phone call she was lapped up and starts her elustrias career

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Oh Yeah well I happen to be happy to..So you know what asshle ill let myself out..Enjoy your holiday from upw cos when you get back it will be different!

Ok so that was a strange introduction to Christy but belive me that story had to be told..Lets mov on to the current day shall we

Ok so this is a big place nice tall building� Where is Lisa I was supposed to be at the arena like twenty five minutes ago, Ooopsie

Lisa was Christy�s PA she thought it wise she get one after all she is a very busy women and well slightly forgetful so she really is a necessity

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Sorry it took me ages to get in there, I had to go through like five different reception desks and 3 security guards! But here grabbed you a caramel cappacino and your new contract which I was told you have to give to Mrs McMahon or Mr Heyman oh and also I was told to tell you that your going to make your debut tonight at the house show but your not officially booked until X fire which is Sunday the 10th...Pheww

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Woo ok breath, ok so first things first nice coffee its what I needed secondly I thought I already signed a contract but whatever ill do it again and thirdly if im booked on X fire can u tell me who Im facing?

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Oh right ye its a triple threat actually Trish Stratus and Angel Williams, It gives you something to talk about tonight for your debut on the house show

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Hmmm true but I Want to make an impact Lisa no one pays attention at a house show..Question is do I really wanna give them so much for so little in return

This was just a dinky house show but still I know the fans wanna see me..Maybe I should give them the whole Christy factor

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Well if you do�t want to do it for the fans you can always do it to impress the boys in the back maybe one particular boy

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
I know what you implying Lisa and FYY Matt can kiss my rosy red ass cos I could care less what he thinks

Of course this was a blatant lie Christy always wanted the attention from Matt and his approval on everything..But she doesnt want anyone else to know that especially not Matt besides shes way over that

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Hello Christy wakey wakey if you stay day dreaming we will never get to the arena..I know its exciting and all but Im here to help u focus now where is your bags!

See I told you the girl is a necessity

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
In the car, Now lets go Lisa get this shwo on the road! Whoo! Fuck yeah!

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Christy we talked about your mouth!

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Sorry Grandma hahaha just kdding lets go

Once at the arena Christy roles down the window of her hummer and sees thousands of people standing patiently outside the arena prudly showing off the posters and Tshirts for tonights show Thats when it all really hit Christy this wasn�t some dinky house show this was going to be just as important as any other show and she was going to give it as much as she would ne other

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Ok park the car I wanna get insede

Once inside Christy takes a deep breath as Lisa tries to get her sorted with bags and what not be she heads over towards the lunch table were a few of the roster were casual coming and going

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Wow there is alot of hot guys on the upw roster ..Im going to like it here

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Yeah thats very true..But in all honesty Miss Hemme you here to work young lady

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Oh work smerk! loosen up Lisa!...We need to get u laid

As Christy is talking to Lisa none other then rady Orton turns the corner winks at the ladyes and heads to the table with food on it

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Whooo there you go Mr Randy Orton...He has the hottest as ever..great looking face as well man id just rip that man apart Grrr!

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Oh my gaw Christy!

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
What he does...I just wanna spank it ha! I bet he has a big Penis aswell!

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Really do you have to be so vulgar

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Lady Lisa My PA »-(¯`v´¯)-»
What I said penis....haha..Ah Lisa come on your not a whore unless u sleep with them all..as far as im concerned you can talk about them all ya like..and I know I can be slightly graphic at times..But come on its time for you to debut Miss Hemme

Thats right Debut time..Well I wont bore you with any more random writnint just yet..So you can just check out what Christy had to say to this amazing crowd

»-(¯`v´¯)-» Fiery Red Head Christy »-(¯`v´¯)-»
Wow now this is what I call atmosphere If I have ever heard any! Well thank you for the very warm welcome you guys..I have to say I feel pretty at home here in upw and I reckon I will settle in nicely...especially when I have my first match in upw this coming X fire that will do nicel me thinks...And well i was taking a little sneeky peeky at the card and I see that im being put into a triple threat match...And of course anyone knows me can tell thats right up my ally..Who needs a singles match when u can throw another diva into the mix I love it anyway im sure your just dying to know who im facing...Well just this once ill tell you..Lady McMahon has decided to put me into all too familer grounds with miss Trish Stratus now Trish and I used to be fellow Divas back in WWE and we had quite a bumpy relationship so to speak...It will be interesting to see if Trish has grown up since then or simply improved her performance ..Cos I belive last time I checked it was 3 to 1 right Trishy, But thats just one I hear you sa whos this other mystery diva..Well shes no mystery around here..Miss Angel Williams, now Angie..I can call ya Angie cant I? Anyway ive been reading up on Miss Williams and it seems that before she arived on upws beautiful door step she was employed by dsw..aka deep south wrestling..A small federation down south but I also hear she had a development contract with wwe for a while..Well I guess just like vince it went floppy and now shes hear...I know I can be a bit graphic..But lets face it folks you love it... Ok boys and girls ill leave it there but promise me this you will all tune in or turn up to watch me Miss Christy Lee Hemme begin her long and succseful life her in upw starting with both Angie and Trishy....Mwahhhh!

With that Christy drops the mic and bounces out of the ring with a great reaction from the fans