About the Girl
Name: Stacy Keibler
Height: 5'11"
From: Baltimore MD
Finisher: Roundhouse kick, Keibler Kurve
Number One Spot
Copyright
Catch Up Time
Seductive Temptress,Eye Candy, Secret Agent and Ass Kicking Bitch
what more do you Want Stacy Keibler has it all oh and did I mention one half of the Womens Tag Champs. Our Scene opens
up
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» Stacy sits up in a bed rubbing her head and licking her lips tating the alcohol
from the night before. Then glanes over the otherside of the bed and and sees a Big afro
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» The man jumps in the bed with Stacy screaming and reveals himself to be
Carlito
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» Stacy giggles at Carlito as he is talking noticing her braclet hanging
from his hair
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» Stacy and Carlito walk into the breakfast room where have the upw roster are
eating breakfast and they all just look around and stare at the two as Stacy starts to go a little red
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Cooler Then Cool Carlito»-(¯`v´¯)-»
Owww My head
OH MY GOD I SLEPT WITH DISCO STU!!
Woah Stacy calm down its just me
Carlito!
Yeah you were shouting that last night quite alot baby
..Ugh who am I kidding it was going to happen sooner or later
Well at least u answered my question
Oh here we go, what question was that?
Your bra and panties do match
..Yes any way Carl hunny listen to me...Dont tell Randy
That idiot what has he go to do with you and me mang?
Nothing but I gave put to him about Lita and he is just going to be a big hiprocrit about it
Ye well at X fire I spit in his face ...You know why Stacy..Cos he aint cool like me
What so funny
Your hair...Its eating my bracelet
Oh sorry about that...Guess its hungry speaking of which..Im kinda hungry too
Well what can I interest you in? A bowl of cerial,A fry,Fruit...an apple maybe
Das Cool baby... Why dont we got down for breakfast ill follow that sweet little ass of yours
Didnt your parents ever tell you its not cool to stare
Lets just sit her shall we
cool
The scene opens up backstage where Stacy spots the Dudleys and walks over
to them
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»3D Expert DVON»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»3D Expert DVON»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» Stacy puts her doller in the machine and too her suprise it spits back
out
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» Stacy walks off and the camera opens up outside the Rocks locker room
Where he is shouting at The Coach
»-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» oach opens his mouth to protest,
but Rock ignores him, entering his locker room and shutting the door in Coach's face.
Poor Coach sighs, then goes off in hopes of fulfilling The Rock's order. As we come back to the Snack
stand we See Stacy making a cup of tea chatting with Candice and
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Super Star Billy Graham»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Super Star Billy Graham»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Super Star Billy Graham»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Super Star Billy Graham»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» Stacy is about to take a bite out of the Pretzel but hers
Coach screaming at her and looks around
»-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» Coach smiles and runs off around the corner back to The Rocks locker room
Coach, out of breath, makes it back to The Rock's door, Stacy's pretzel in hand.
After a few knocks, the door swings open and The Rock glares down at the little guy.
»-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» The Raises an eyebrow then Rock grabs Coach's wrist, pulling the sleeve down to look
at his watch.
»-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» Rock snatches the pretzel Feeling it... playing with it for a moment and looking at it
»-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Great One The Rock»-(¯`v´¯)-» The Rock slams the door in Coach's face, leaving the poor guy stuck
in the hallway all alone. He plops down on the floor. Having nothing else to do he takes
a bite of the pretzel appearing to like it. And nearly chokes when along comes Stacy
»-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»The Rocks Biatch Coach»-(¯`v´¯)-»
Wow im glad to see my team mates preparing so hard for there match
Oh we dont need to prepare Stacy...We ave it all up here *points to his head* Bubba lost his two bucks
to this vending machine and we aint leaving till we get it back
OoOoo Two bucks here ill give u this doller
Well if your so brilliant you try get the soda out
Ok outta the way
Oh screw this im going to get a pretzel
All right, Rock, you just let me know what it is you want and I'll get it for you!
Ok. Now listen carefully, The Rock wants this matched to perfection,
do you understand? ...The Rock wants a big.... plump... soft... salty.... scrumptious...pretzel!
*Coach Raises his eyebrow* ...A big pretzel?
GiNORMOUS pretzel! ...With a little cup of mustard to dip it in.
Rock...where am I gonna find a big pretzel?
...At the snack table, The Rock saw 'em when he came in.
But what if there aren't anymore
Then go track one down, you little goofy-eyed freak!
And don't even think about comin' back here without one! That pretzel is your ticket to
gettin' into The Rock's locker room. So unless you wanna spend the rest of the day sittin'
on the dirty hallway floor, you better get The Rock his big pretzel!
Hey Billy ...Excuse me Superstar Billy Grahem..I didnt know you were still hanging around im so glad I got to meet
you again I saw Randy talking to you earlier
Pleasure is all mine Mis Keibler, Yourself and Candice are truly beautiful..They didnt have such
beautiful women back when I was wrestling. And Young Randy agrees
Well im sure he does, Randy can have any women his heart desires..We broke up at the last ppv and
The very next day he had a flock of girls on his doorstep
Seems to me that you two still have some big feelings for each other
Oh well who knows right now I think were just both focused on our careers I mean Ive got the DWO
now to worry about and keeping my boys focused. And well Carlito..has become a good friend of mine
Oh the guy with the hair...Ye I saw the promo add some big tag match...Isnt Randy one of the men he is
facing in that ring
Ye..I forgot that your right he is facing Randy..Dont worry tho Randy doesnt need me to be his cheerleader
he has the entire womens locker room and half the audience to do that for him
He is a good boy ...We had a long chat earlier...He will someday be a great wrestler and will be in the hall of fame for sure.
Well whatever happenes I hope it works out for the best Miss Stacy and Kick some ass in that match of yours I know you will!
ill see you around im sure..Miss Candice shall we continue are tour
Goodbye Billy and Thanx, Catch you later Candice after I get me that Pretzel lucky me one left
Nooooooooo!!!! Dont eat that Pretzel!
Why Not?
Cos I want it!!
So go get your own one then
Thats the last one tho
Oh boo hoo thats life now get out of my way im a bizzy lady
Stacy you dont understand I need that Pretzel...Ill give u this shiney penny
Your going to have to do better then that if you want the Pretzel
Ill do anything..Take out Molly for you Trish even?
Pffft! I can do that myself..Later Coach
Ill be your slave for the rest of the evening ill get you whatever you want..U can eve put a coller
around me and call me Rover! Just please let me have the Pretzel
Slave eh? Ok deal heres the Pretzel..Dont run off now cos ill find you
Yes!
*catching breath* ...Here... here's your DARN pretzel! ...I got it here as fast as I cou..
What?
What took you so long!?
Well! Stacy! She wa...
What in the blue hell is this?
It's your pretzel
his isn't The Rock's pretzel! This thing is stale! It's been out WAY too long! It's harder than Debra's best batch of cookies! ..
The Rock ain't eatin' this! You tryin' to give him indigestion!?
No Rock I just th....
And you forgot The Rock's cup of mustard!
MUSTARD!? But I got the pretzel!
eep your nasty little pretzel! *Tosses the pretzel at Coach* Now you have somethin'
to snack on while you're sittin' on the floor!
Oh my god are u sill eating that pretzel waht did u do feel it up first ya sick freak
But..
Dont you but me Mister now u listen here slave boy I need you to pick me up
these little clips and tell the guys upstairs that I want them played during my promo
ok...Oh and while your there grab me a pretzel will ya
Aghh!
Number One Spot Hits and Stacy makes her way to the ring
with the tag tittle drapped over her shoulder waveing to the fans on her way. She taunts the crowd by slipping through the second and third rope
»-(¯`v´¯)-»BBQ Sauce JR»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Puppy Mad King»-(¯`v´¯)-» »-(¯`v´¯)-»Leggy Goddess»-(¯`v´¯)-» With that Stacy smiles and taunts the fans once
again while heading backstage
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Listen to this crowd King there going crazy for Mizz Legs herself and look at the tittle King
Yahooo Stacy!! More legs then a bucket of chicken!
Well its that time again to grace the ring with m pressence and talk about my match this
week at Hostile take over against Molly Holly and Trish Stratus well seeing as Ive already beaten Molly once before and will no
doubht do it again let me talk about Trish Startus..Dont Worry Molly Ill get to you but I think we shoudld Start with Trish or should I say Trash
I know I know broken record right? Well Trish Ive been doing my homework on u and I dug up some
horrible history about u I mean ..I know you think were all sluts and what not in upw as u have said before but the cold
hard truth is your the biggest one ..Dont belive me eh? Well I have proof ..Coach roll that footage
Wowwhats this its Trish,With Jeff Hardy,Chris Jericho,The Rock and wow even Mr McMahon himself. Gee Trish you always seem to be hooked up with someone
ever Try oh I dont know being origninal...I know thats a foreighn concept to someone of your inteligence. But hey dont worry
I hear those weird things u like to do pay off for you I mean you and your ex Rikishi loved the whole ass thing
...That is one strange one to get into.... Dont think I have forgotten about u either Molly we all know you put
on the sweet and inocent act when really your just down and out shameless. The things you do with that old age pensioner Sting should be kept inside the bedroom
the whole world doesnt wanna see that I mean Das Not Cool! My point is ladies I am the number one Diva in DWO UPWS newest and best Stabel and well on X fire were all winning our matches
which means I will beat you Molly and You Trish..You should be happy tho u two are my stepping stone to the top of the division I mean just look at my Flashy Diva tag tittle
It just screams power and belongs around my waist along with the Womens Championship. Im finally getting back on track I mean Since the ppv my life has been a bit
chaotic with losing Randy, being glued to Jamie Noble 24/7 who split to AWF I mean its kinda odd but im the Diva tag champ
with my ass kicking partner Lita and I know together and apart were going to be unbeatable its just a shame you two have to be the victims I mean personally I have nothing
against u I just like to poke a little fun and stretch the truth after all I am a bitch and that what we do and we all do it ladies so dont make out that your
all saints cos you know as well as I do that we all do it...As much as you make think the sun shines out your arse it dont
