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Ludacris
Opening
Scene
Seductive Temptress,Eye Cany, Secret Agent and Ass Kicking Bitch what more do you Want Stacy Keibler has it all and shes
come to upw To make and impact and Swing her way to the top of the Womens Division
Scene One
Episode 3
�-(�`v��)-�Full Fat Coke of Evil Dr Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Welcome Agent Legs Keibler to my secret Volcano layer
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
You will never get away with this Dr Evil, ill escape
�-(�`v��)-�Full Fat Coke of Evil Dr Evil�-(�`v��)-�
I beg to differ Miss Keibler you see were suronded my hot magma
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
But the Good guys always win Ive seen the movies
�-(�`v��)-�Full Fat Coke of Evil Dr Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Well In the past you manged to get rid of two of my assasins Sloppie Biliards and Baby Books!
But its Caramel Slice who managed tog et the better of you
�-(�`v��)-�Right Hand Man Number 2�-(�`v��)-�
Dr Evil, If you dont mind I have a suggestion..Now that we Have Agent Keibler
lets hold her ransom..I mean upw make truck loads of money
�-(�`v��)-�Full Fat Coke of Evil Dr Evil�-(�`v��)-�
UPW whats that? Some kind of postal service?
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Its a famous wrestling federation ya Ass!
�-(�`v��)-�Full Fat Coke of Evil Dr Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Listen Scotty Daddys trying to work here ok
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
You wont get a dime you big nosed freak
�-(�`v��)-�Full Fat Coke of Evil Dr Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Dont hate me cos you aint me Girlfriend, Guards throw her in the dungeons suronded by the ill tempered eagles with
super sharp lazors on there heads
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
What oh my god ha
�-(�`v��)-�Full Fat Coke of Evil Dr Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Ok Scotty you know what if you have nothing better to do then you can go guard Agent Keibler ok
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Anything to get me out of here ass
The scene opens up with Stacy in a cell with Scott Evil standing right outside
Stacy gets an idea and walks over to Scotty
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
You know Scotty, You shouldnt take that crap from your father..everyone back in the office knows that your
the brains of the operation
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
I know, But thats the thing I dont wanna be evil but if I leave ill be lonely
Im so scared of being lonely Stacy
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Oh boy im not good with water works, Listen Scott if you..
Scott cuts Stacy off and stands up putting his hand on his heart
and brakes into song
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Lonley, Im Mr Lonely, I have nobody for my own, Im so lonely, im Mr Lonly,
I have nobody for my own,Im Mr Lonly
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
....Ok Hey Scott if u spring me from this cell you can come back with me
you will never be lonely again
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Really?
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Yes Really, It will be hard to get by Dr Evil and Caramel Slice tho but
U take Dr Evil and Ill take Caramel Slice
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Deal...I know my Dads one weakness...TEA
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Tea?
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Lyons Gold blend..Ive secretly been brewing a secret batch of it for this day
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Ok lets get going I will storm in there..you bring the gient put of..tea
Stacy Runs into the room and stops to do a dramatic pose
before continuing but is stopped by Carmell..I mean Caramell Slice
�-(�`v��)-�Caramel Slice�-(�`v��)-�
Not so fast missy you have to get passed me first
�-(�`v��)-�Diet Coke Of Evil Scott Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Ive got the tea Stacy
Dr Evil spots the tea and quickly makes a run for his escape pod
�-(�`v��)-�Full Fat Coke of Evil Dr Evil�-(�`v��)-�
Come Mr Bigglesworth...We shall meet again u A holes!!!
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Judo Chop
Boom
Crash
Wallap
Stacy Kicks Caramell slice into the gient
pot of tea as she Scott dances around ceibrating like a girl
�-(�`v��)-�Caramel Slice�-(�`v��)-�
Im melting!!! Oh The Horror!!
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Ive always enjoyed a Caramel slice with my tea
Woof Woof Carmella
The Scene opens up inside Vince McMahons Office where Stacy seems to be
making herself comfortable reading the lates magazine of UPW
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
They could do so much more with this magazine I mean who wants to see Carmella on the front
nobody!
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
And what is the story with these adds get your dog nutered, Im not sure which one
is the Dog Carmella or Fluffy hmmm that gives me an idea
Stacy rips Carmllas head off the front page and spits her gum on the back of it
and stcks on the over the dogs head and she begins to laugh
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Ha ha now thats more like the Carmella I know...She deffinatly should be spade or
nutered...Who knows where shes been...Better get a muzel too just to
be on the safe side
The door flies open and Stacy jumps up as Vince McMahon walks
in who seems kinda shocked that Stacy is standing there
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Ah Mr McMahon just the man I was looking for
�-(�`v��)-�The Boss Vince�-(�`v��)-�
Me? Well eh Stacy what can I do for you? *Smirks*
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Well I wanted to say thank you, for recognising my talent and putting me in a match
against Carmella this week
�-(�`v��)-�The Boss Vince�-(�`v��)-�
Well your very welcome Stacy but you do its a non tittle match dont you?
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Yes I know but you see Mr McMahon I..
�-(�`v��)-�The Boss Vince�-(�`v��)-�
Please Stacy call me Vince
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Ok well Vince, Once I beat Carmella this week you will see that I am infact
the best Diva upw has to offer and will be the next Womens Champion.
And then I will be champion just like my boyfriend Randy
�-(�`v��)-�The Boss Vince�-(�`v��)-�
Boyfriend? Randy Orton yes, Well Stacy im sure you will do great but im a bizzy man
I really must get backto work so if you dont mind
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Not at all Vinve sure I have a alot to do my self so ill just be going now
Stacy is walking down the hallway where she is stopped
by The Coach
�-(�`v��)-�The Voice Of UPW Coach�-(�`v��)-�
Stacy can I get a few quick words with you please
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
As long as its quick I have a lot to do
�-(�`v��)-�The Voice Of UPW Coach�-(�`v��)-�
Well last week you defeated Tracy Brooks and this week your facing The Womens Champion in
a non tittle match what are your thoughts on this?
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Well Coach to be honest I think its wonderful I mean Tracy is some pretty big compition and I
beat her last week so its good to know they recognise my talent and put me in with the Womens Champion
herself..True its non tittle but in time ill get my shot the way I see it is this week I rob
Carmella of her dignity ...next match I rob her of her tittle
�-(�`v��)-�The Voice Of UPW Coach�-(�`v��)-�
You seem pretty confident Stacy, How will you go about pining Carmella this week?
�-(�`v��)-�Leggy Goddess�-(�`v��)-�
Well Coach your just going to have to wait and see wont you, now if you excuse me
Im must go get changed im sceduled to be in the ring..Keep watching
Scene Three
Ring Time
Number One Spot hits and the crowd cheer as Stacy Keibler makes her way down to
the ring waveing to the fans
�-(�`v��)-�Puppy Mad King�-(�`v��)-�
Yahoo Jr Its Stacy
�-(�`v��)-�BBQ Sauce JR�-(�`v��)-�
The Baltimore Beauty herself
�-(�`v��)-�Puppy Mad King�-(�`v��)-�
Did you see what she did to Carmellas picture earlier JR shes fired up
�-(�`v��)-�BBQ Sauce JR�-(�`v��)-�
Carmella and Stacy meet this week on X fire
�-(�`v��)-�Puppy Mad King�-(�`v��)-�
Carmella and Stacy my two favorite Divas I cant wait
Stacy Taunts the fans as she besnds over the second rope
and gets in the ring calling for the mic
�-(�`v��)-�The Darling One Clover�-(�`v��)-�
Well it feels great to be back in the ring in front of all my fans here tonight
but I really must get down to business now last week when I was out here
I took time out to mention alot of the divas but forgot one
You see One of the other women in UPW that seems to have Stacy envy, That would be none other than
the "Champ" Carmella. Forgive me Carmella it seems that my last time I just totally forgot
to mention you. Honestly I'd just totally forgotten about you. Can ya blame
me? I read up on your career and I read that before you singened here you were losing all the
time back in the wwe so you went back tot aking your clothes off for playboy One would think in
that span of time she would've made some changes
to her game plan. Sadly nothing about her has changed. Accept the fact she's an even bigger
loser now. Sure your the Womens champion but the way I see it is you were in the right place at the
right time ...and thats the only reason your the champ You haft to been the saddest excuses
for a 'Wrestler' I've ever laid these baby
blues on. Your Pathetic Carmella and u suck That's saying alot considering the majority of the
women here SUCK in more ways than one hey The Rock even had to run away to Xplosion to get away from
you ha!. Such a shame that a once shining star has become a
dismal light. Do yourself a favor Carmella. Sit back come X fire relax grad some popcorn lay
back in
the recliner and watch me teach some other poor Chick in that ring the wrestling lesson of a life time.
For if you do choose to show up you'll suffer the same fate as the others. When is it going to
sink in that no matter how hard you try getting to my level is just too far out of reach right
now? In other words you may be the Champion but you will never be Stacy Keibler Go back to the
drawing board drop the stupid persona and get some training in. Let me tell
ya my fellow Diva you DEFINITELY need it. If you keep coming at me the way you are.... Well
it's just a waste of our time. Time wasting is just something that's really irritating to me.
Even more so than Bobbi Biliard at the moment. My foresight tells me that you won't listen, and will
suffer embarrassment. Ah well guess some people just haft to learn things the hard way. Can't
say that I won't enjoy beating your ass tho. You shall suffer the fate of the Tequila sunrise or
my Trademark Keibler Kurve
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