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My good friend, the quite stunning Miss Olivia Lee, pictured below , recently joined an acting agency, which she admits selected her solely for her looks. ;)

While Liv would like to appear on McLeod's Daughters, the only Australian drama filmed in South Australia, where she resides, she has bigger things planned in her future. A part on Home & Away, for instance. Last week, over the phone, Liv and I devised what exactly this part was likely to entail.

Liv's character on Home & Away will be the saccharine 16 year old Nikki. Nikki is just lovely to everyone and quickly charms everyone in Summer Bay... except Dani. Dani hates Nikki, but no one sees just how bitchy Nikki is to Dani, because Nikki only shows her true colours when she and Dani are alone. Because Nikki, you see, wants Will. She asks him to tutor her in maths, despite the fact that he never completed year 10. He decides to show her how to work the boat instead.

Summer Bay high soon has a beauty contest and all the local girls enter - Nikki, Dani, Hayley, and Brodie. Will, Noah, Alex, and Alf are the judges. All the girls expect their boyfriends to vote for them, but all votes go to Nikki, except for Noah's vote, which goes to Brodie.

What will happen next in this exciting story line?

And Liv just wrote a story line for me. It's for Young Americans :p

"You're Jasmine, Ryder's sassy sister who comes to visit, and stirs up more trouble. When arriving you meet the gang, before meeting up with your bro (who they don't like much, obviously), you meet Hamilton and he's gawking at you so much so that Jake hudges him really irritated like and says some lesbiany quip like "close your mouth" or something like that.

You and Hamilton end up locked in a closet together in the school when you're hiding from a teacher while he's skipping class. You try to get out when you think the coast is clear but you fool him into thinking it's locked when it's really note. You end up seducing him and he can't resist your wiley charms, especially since you're so feminine unlike his own girlfriend - he hadn't realised how much he missed that in a girl. Turns out you're kissing against the closet door when Jake and Will are walking past and hear giggles - they open the door only to find the two of you falling out, Hamilton on top.

Jakes runs off sooo hurt and confused and Will stands and stares in bemused amazement. So you end up getting up and wiping your lipstick sexily with a finger below your mouth and looking down all sultrily at Hamilton... and make some witty jibe about how upset Jake got and why on earth HE would be so sensitive unless he wanted a piece of Hamilton too.

So you go off to find Jake to see what his problem is (and to rub it in, I guess) and Hamilton and Will are left dumbstruck in the corridor. When you find Jake she rips open her shirt to reveal a bra and is angered and upset by you stealing her man. You find it all very amusing, making a comment about her being a she-man.

Jake then slaps you but you laugh it off and say 'you look like a man, but you hit like a girl.'

Jake breaks it off with Hamilton, saying that she can't trust him if every time a feminine beauty comes along there's going to be an attraction... Hamilton tries to rectify the situation but can't.

In the mean time you meet up with Rider and he is smug in the fact that you are causing such a ruckus and is enjoying it immensley.

*at this point I make some comment about Rider also being quite attractive*

The audience is shocked when Rider grabs you and says 'there's nothing sexier than a trouble maker' - what? incest in the show? no of course not, this is the young americans, not the young tasmanians!!! It is revealed that you are travelling under the guise of being his sister but are actually involved in an on again off again sexual fling with Rider and he wanted you to come satiate his sexual appetite.

This episode concludes when you spot the rowing coach in all his sexy glory, you can't believe they hire such attractive teachers and set your sites on him immediately. You WILL have him.

But will Jasmine be able to connice her way into a decent teacher's boudoir or will she be shut down and left to fulfill her fantasies with Rider... or perhaps Hamilton, who is still reeling after his closet encounter with her and can't get her off his mind, regardless of his situation with Jake. The only one who seems immune to her sexual poison is Scout, who is still in love with his sister (oh perhaps this is the young tasmanians after all)... and then there's Will... he seems to have missed out. Or has he? Stay tuned for next week's episode."

And yes, in case it wasn't obvious, Jasmine is nothing like Rachel.

Please feel free to send me your own guest star stories, so long as they involve someone I know (it can even be you, if you like :p).

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