25 Reasons To Date A Tennis Player  

1. Even when we’re not scoring, we’re in Love
2. We do it on more than one surface
3. We hit from any angle
4. We grunt when the action heats up
5. We’re good with our hands
6. We do it with 2 or 4 people
7. We’ve got endurance to last 3 hours or longer
8. We wear tiny skirts for easy play
9. We know how to stroke it
10. We do it for unlimited minutes in many different positions
11. We like to be on top of our game
12. We enjoy getting hot and sweaty
13. We work the balls really well
14. We know how to take it up the middle
15. We play the court until they score
16. We use phrases like “c’mon!” “let’s go!” when the going gets rough, and the occasional “why can’t you get it in?!”
17. We sometimes do it against a wall because its faster and harder
18. We know how to wrap a handle
19. We know where the sweet spot is
20. We don’t want love…we want to score
21. If we find ourselves in a deep hole we can slowly ease our way back out again
22. We love to hit it between the legs
23. If we can’t get it in the first time, we always get a second chance
24. It doesn’t matter how hard we can hit it, its the accuracy and consistency that conveys a good performance
25. We bend over in order to get ready to play