THE MAK STORE will close down soon if nobody buys anything...
Total sales (as of 04/14/04): $0.00
Lawton Mak souvenirs range from
beautiful photographs -> (heh) underwear -> dates
-Lawton will verify the authenticity of each item with a jpeg to your email-
-Autographs and personalizations are FREE-
-Unlike most online stores, pick-ups are allowed for FREE SHIPPING-
HURRY AND SHOP NOW! LAWTON MAK SOUVENIRS ARE GREAT GIFT IDEAS!
Watch for special deals and sales!
Own the actual poster (as seen here) promoting the 1 year anniversary of my website! It's the real deal! For more pictures of it, go to the pictures page and browse around. Only 1 available!
Description: 8.5" x 11" slightly wrinkled on plain quality printing paper
Newly Reduced Price: ONLY $1.50
Quantities are limited on these tasty crackers! Made with real "extract of male!" So how are they, Chris? His face says it all!
MMMMMmmmmmmm, delicious! Try a pack today!
Description: One pack of some thin power flavor crackers made by some morons with even worse English
Price: $2.00/pack
Don't settle for copies and junk. Get quality official prints straight from me. Since there are so many to choose from, just tell me where you found the one(s) you'd like. Give me the file name if applicable. Now you don't have to steal my pictures; you can legally own the prints. They don't come in sets, so you can choose only the ones you want. Remember though, that the greater dpi or whatever, the better the result.
Description: 4" x 6" photographs on Kodak glossy print paper
Price: $1.25/ea
$1.00/ea for 4 or more
$0.75/ea for 6 or more
Don't wanna pay so much for Lawton's pictures? It's understandable (you cheap bastard), so now I'm offering a picture CD filled with jpegs and junk of Lawton and people. Guaranteed to have over 20 decent quality pictures of me. Some are so rare, you've never seen them before!
Description: At least 20 jpegs of Lawton on a cd-r
Price: $2.50
Special Discount Price: Only $4.00 subtotal for Picture CD and Music CD
You're probably tired of listening to the same boring crap all the time, so now it's time to try out Lawton's picks. I have personally selected over an hour of songs I can listen to over and over again. Then again, I don't know much about music... and I sorta have bad taste in music...
Description: At least an hour of Lawton's favorite songs on a cd-r
Price: $2.50
Special Discount Price: Only $4.00 subtotal for Picture CD and Music CD
I have not had the time to model these yet. Check back whenever.
Many ladies lie in bed wishing they could be snuggled up with Lawton. Well, maybe that won't happen, but here's the next best thing. You can snuggle up with a real undershirt of mine. You can choose from a variety of them, but it's guaranteed that I've worn each and every one many times. Yup, there are holes and pit stains to prove it! Sizes vary, but most have shrunk and now fit me. Your choice of freshly washed or scented with "Eww de Lawton."
Description: Your choice of:
*Hanes - Pocket-T, gray, large, 75% cotton (My personal favorite)
*Hanes - T-shirt, white, medium, 100% cotton
*Fruit of the Loom - Pocket-T, black, medium, 100% cotton
*Fruit of the Loom - Sleeveless, gray, medium, 50% cotton
Price: $5.00/ea
THESE PICS WOULD BE TOO HOT!
Buy a pair to see Lawton model it. If genuinely interested, I will send you jpegs of the various designs without modeling them.
This is the gift all the ladies have been waiting for. It is, without a doubt, the closest the majority of you will get to my nuts. Still in decent enough condition to be worn. With each purchase, I'll include a jpeg and a 4" x 6" of me modeling the boxer shorts (the women out there are already hot just thinking about it, huh?). You can order them fresh from my crotch or after a clean wash.
Description: Your choice of:
*Generic - Various colors/designs, small, 100% cotton
*Cherokee - Solid light blue or white, small, 55% cotton/45% polyester
*Name Brand - Various colors/designs, button-fly, small, 100% cotton
Price: $10.00/ea Generic or Cherokee
$20.00/ea Name Brand
Yup, sorta like that escort service I've always thought about but couldn't ever really follow through. Well, uh, at least you can now "buy" a date with me (WOMEN ONLY; No men, please). Purchase this date for yourself or for that female friend of yours who is always bitching about not being with anybody. Buyer must pay for meals, transportation, etc (depending on the situation)... Keep in mind that this is a legit thing, so don't think too crazy (heh heh, yeah right). Price is negotiable sometimes.
Description: Date or whatever with Lawton Mak
Price: $10.00/hr, 3hr minimum, +expenses
