dreams

My Dream Log (of the stuff I can remember... oh, it's UNCUT, so if it's dirty, it'll still be here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

08/06/06-08/07/06
Gah, I sure don't know how this came about, but for some reason, I'm driving Aaron Chang's Prelude. After seeing a commercial on TV about a car wash in Cerritos, I take it there. Uh, "Big Ho Car Wash." Yeah, it was one of those car washes with women in skimpy clothing handwashing the car. However, over here, the commercial showed a number of gorgeous Asian women and a guy who resembled Jin da MC or what's his name (maybe he's the owner?). I drive up and this beautiful woman starts taking care of the car. I just stand there, soaking it all in. Man, this was the best car wash place I had ever seen. After finishing the wash, the woman goes inside to detail the interior. Hmm, I didn't know that this was included, but whatever, I'll take it. While she's cleaning, something catches her eyes. Curious, I look over at what she has and she's looking through some collector plates (or whatever those things are called) of "House of Flying Daggers." Um... Okay... Next thing I see, she's taking one that she likes. As she's carrying it back inside her shop, I demand to know what she's doing. The woman states that she likes it and is taking it, but I grab it. I start wondering if I should call Aaron or Sophia. An Asian guy (not the Jin look-alike) who works there comes in and tells me to let go. With my hands still on the plate, I kick the guy in the stomach and he goes down. I yank the plate away from the woman as she screams. For some reason, I take one of those 2/$1 long packs of peanuts and chuck it at the guy's head. Then I run back in the car and drive off without paying. [Analysis - Yeah, I have no idea... I can't even drive stick, so I don't know why I have Aaron's Prelude. Don't know where the car wash thing came from, but maybe it's because my car was washed a few days ago. I did it myself. Too bad it wasn't by some girl in skimpy clothing. I don't think Aaron or Sophia care for "House of Flying Daggers." I don't either, so I dunno why it was there. Man, I don't even have their phone number, so that was really weird. Maybe Aaron was there because I had reminisced with Kaity Booth about Albany before I went to sleep. But Aaron didn't come up in our discussion... What a stupid dream!]

02/28/06-03/01/06
Sweet! I had another dream, but can't remember it all. I do recall being in a mall-like environment, sorta like at Fashion Island. I'm inside a department store, walking with a male and female employee. The store is closed and the alarms set, so we're trying to get out as soon as possible. We go through the back, into the surveillance room. As we're trying to get out, the woman walks through a computer panel and window. The guy goes immediately afterwards. I'm hesitating and touch the panel. It's solid. Oh crap. The woman just keeps walking and finally, the guy looks back and tells me to hurry up. Gate is coming down when I just run at it... and I get through, but still get cut up. I'm hurt a bit, but the stupid lady is already gone. I tell the guy I want to file a complaint to the mall about her since she was apparently in charge of the store at the moment. The guy tells me to go to the restaurant and wait for him to return with the forms. Inside, I see Rick Ridenour, my former co-worker. I go over and try to talk to him, but he's all cold with me. Bastard. So then Rick tells his friend, this big ogre guy to escort me out. It's Ethan Suplee (better known as the fat guy in 'My Name is Earl' and Frankie from 'Boy Meets World.' In a high-pitched voice, he says to me, "Get out or I'll kick you in the balls." I wasn't in a good mood so I reply, "Try it and I'll take a pencil, stick it up your pee-hole, and make it come out your ass." While still sitting, he gives me this little childish shove... So I take a pencil, jam it into his crotch and it comes out his ass. The end. [Analysis - Getting out of the store in a hurry after the alarms had been set is because I'm always going through the back at my tutoring location. I got along with Rick when I worked with him, so I don't know what gives. Maybe I subconsciously hate him. Ethan Suplee? Again, no idea. What I say? Uh, I'm just an angry guy? I don't know... This dream didn't make much sense.]

02/27/06-02/28/06
Dammit, I can't remember everything that happened, but it was apparently like commencement or some sorta graduation thing. However, it was inside a room that looked like it was from Cornell Elementary. It's sunny outside. I'm sitting around with some of the guys dressed in black, although it wasn't a funeral. Shoot, I can't remember who they were. Anyway, so I think the ceremony hasn't begun yet. We're just waiting when some girls in black come in. No, they're not strippers; they're just our female friends. They sit down as well and we're all just chillin' and junk. We talk about everything that's happening and will happen. Oooh, I think Chia-Ling Teoh was one of the girls (dream analysis/explanation later). One younger Asian girl sits to the right of me and holds me while I lay my head on her shoulder. Uh oh, are we a couple? Something like she's wondering about OUR future. Blah blah blah, but I'm not paying attention to her. I'm thinking about the girl's older sister. Not only is she my classmate, but she's also my dear friend (apparently in my dream, anyway). On the outside, she seems to be enjoying herself. On the inside... I didn't know. I had feelings for her and I knew that she liked me, as well. Crap, who was this girl? Um, then Anthony Camargo enters the room. He seats himself on the other side of the room. I can feel that he's watching me from the corner of his eye... Me... and the girl holding me. A little bit later, the girls think of a little game. The objective is simply to create scenarios with themselves and one of the guys in the room, and then have the guy give an answer/statement or something like that. When the game begins, I realize that the girls are using the guy they like in their scenarios. It gets to the older sister girl... She mentions some scenario with about a bus station... somebody else... Can't remember who it was. Maybe Alan Jing? Oh well, a few more girls talk about theirs and then it's the girl next to me. She mentions some type of scenario that I don't remember. For some reason, I ask her about Ronan Lyall. Uh... Then the guys decide they need some fresh air, so we head outside and sit at a picnic table. I'm just relaxing again when somebody mentions how the older sister would have used me in her scenario had her sister not been all over me. Something about how she didn't want to make her little sister jealous. Anthony tries to console me, but I don't really need it. Then he offers me two types of beef jerky that I reluctantly accept. After all, I knew that stuff was expensive and delicious. Anthony reassures me to not worry about it and that he saved the best for himself, anyway. In return, I give him a Slim Jim (pepperoni flavored). Then the older sister comes out of the room and heads towards us. She gets to us and I'm thinking she'll talk to me about what happened, but it turns out she's asking something to Alan (or whoever that was) about the bus station again. I smile, thinking that it might finally be over. [Analysis - Uh, where to begin... No idea where I was, but it sure looked like Cornell. I think Chia-Ling was in my dream because I had been discussing Albany stuff with my brother a few days back and she was mentioned. Dammit, who was the younger sister girl? It seemed like her name was along the lines of Jen, Jenny, or Jennifer... I still don't know who she was, though. I have no idea how Alan, Anthony, and Ronan appeared in my dream. The older sister's scenario reminded me of something from Batman Beyond. Perhaps the two types of beef jerky were represented the younger and older sister. Whatever, they were both delicious. Uh, the beef jerky, not the girls. What does it all mean? Um, I'm just so pimp...]