*movie quotes*
(american beauty)
Angela Hayes: What do you want?
Lester Burnham: Are you kidding? I want you.
Carolyn Burnham: Fuck me, your majesty!
Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted fuck.
Lester Burnham: Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.
Lester Burnham: This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.
Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.
Lester Burnham: I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
Angela Hayes: I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
(american pie)
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me,beautiful.
Steve Stifler: I'll see you guys tonight,in the "No Fucking Section," right?
(american pie 2)
Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
Stifler: Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!
(beetlejuice)
Otho: Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister
Betelgeuse: I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Betelgeuse: Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL.
Lydia: My life is a dark room. One big dark room.
(billy madison)
Billy: I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Billy Madison: Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!
Billy: He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit.
Billy: He called the shit poop!
Karl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Karl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?
(blair witch project)
Heather Donahue: I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them.
Joshua Leonard: There was no beer on the island, man. If they had beer they would have had, like, big-ass orgies.
Mike: I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.
(can't hardly wait)
Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotsta have sex tonight!
(dick tracy)
Big Boy Caprice: Wait a minute! Wait. Wait. I'm having a thought. Oh yes. Oh yes. I'm going to have a thought. It's coming. It's coming. ...It's gone.
(drugstore cowboys)
Bobby: There's nothing more life-affirming than getting the shit kicked outta ya'.
Bob: Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles.
(edward sissorhands)
Bill Boggs: Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies
Kim Boggs: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
(face off)
Castor Troy: Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.
(fear)
Nicole Walker: Everybody says one thing and then does another.
(final destination)
Bludworth: There are no accidents, no coincidences, and no escapes.
(the foreigner)
Max Menace: When we dream that we dream, we are beginning to wake up.
(gone in 60 seconds)
Punk: I'm not gonna mess around with someone who plays with dog shit!
Randall "Memphis" Raines: I'm a little TIRED, I'm a little WIRED, and I just want a little appreciation.
Randall "Memphis" Raines: I am a baaaad man.
Sway: I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.
Sway: So, what do you think is more exciting? Having sex or boosting cars?
(gummo)
Solomon: Life is great, without it you'd be dead.
(hackers)
Kate Libby: Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
Kate Libby: I hope you don't screw like you type.
Kate Libby: God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
(half baked)
Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.
Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!
Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.
Kenny Davis: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!
Kenny Davis: No. NO. NO!! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love!
Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
(happy gilmore)
Happy Gilmore: [to Bob Barker] The price is wrong, bitch!
Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
Shooter McGavern: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
Happy Gilmore: If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
(hard core logo)
Billy Tallent: I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message.
(high school high)
Richard Clark: Why are you late?
Natalie: Because the bell rang before I got here.
(kids)
Jennie: What if you can't make yourself happy?
Cabby: Then I don't know. You know what you do then you forget, you block it out... If you want to be happy don't think... if you stutter don't talk.
(mallrats)
Brandi: Second suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?
Brodie: Wait, what's whoopee?
Brandi: You know, being intimate.
Brodie: What? Like fucking?
Brandi: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gil Hicks: Well, did he cum, or what?
Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Brandi: Suitor Number Three, what would our first date be like?
Gil Hicks: Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
Brodie: That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you! You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex! And I should know, we can smell our own.
Gil Hicks: Who the hell did you see me kiss?
Brodie: Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was, but he seemed unimpressed.
Gil Hicks: I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear! I'm not gay.
Brodie: Hey, suitor-ette, this guy's a homophobe! You heard how repulsed he sounded! Is this the kind of guy you wanna spend a vacation with, this hate-monger?
Gil Hicks: I don't hate gay people!
Brodie: So you love them?
Gil Hicks: Yes! I mean, no.
Brodie: Textbook closet case. Self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.
(requiem for a dream )
Marion: I love you Harry. You make me feel like a person.
Harry: Marion, you are the most beautiful girl in the world. You are my dream.
*personal quotes*
"i fell up the escalator, that was going down"
"vhat, vhat are you doing in my house, vhy vhy are you here?"
*random quotes*
"we are so much more complicated than our names"
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"cause they will always kick you when you're down
they will always kick you when you're down
and don't you let their kicking get you down"
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