Without ice cream, there would be darness and choas. ~Don Kardong

As I was walking up the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
~Hugh Mearns

�A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.� ~Fred Allen

�Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.� ~H.L. Mencken

�A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.� ~Evan EsarM

�Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.� ~Elbert Hubbard

�Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.� ~Albert Einstien

�Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.� ~Author Unknown

"I was talking...that pretty much seems to do it for boys"~Anna Swass

�Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.� ~Murphy's Law

�How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?� ~Fran�ois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

�Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.� ~Author Unknown

�One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop�. ~G.M. Weilacher

"Flying isn't dangerous, crashing is whats dangerous." ~Unknown

"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window." ~Author Unknown

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your pleased too no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew."
~Janet Mino

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." ~Mitch Ratliffe

"Don't steal. The government hates competition." ~Author Unknown

"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain." ~Edward De Bono

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." ~Horace Walpole

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little." ~Joe Martin, Porterfield

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? ~Leo Durocher

Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts. ~George Santayana