College Quotes
There's Chickens A foot!-Maggie
Maggie: Are you murderous?
Eeyore: It's your lucky day!
Your not up on your orphanology. -Ben
Soy Milk? Thats not milk from a cow!-Adam
Can you make that car run into us? -Holly
Jesus is comming back in 1992. -Ben
James Bond is immune to the Nintendo Power Glove. -Ben
Maybe they're Dr. White's kids? -Mikayla
James Bond is laserproof! -Jessica
Cymbless monkey clapping, starts to clap hands but there is no sound. I start to play disinigration in the background. -Ben
I can't help but think everytime you two meet, something dies.-Ben
Is that to kill your pregnat baby? -Karl
He purchased 8 minutes. -Jessica
Jess will boss you and Holly around, than I will come in dressed as Moses and say, "Let my people go!"-Ben
Help & distruction go hand-in-hand. Example: The Iraqis asked for help...-Matty
I'll kill you're fire. -Jessica
I'm like a boomerang. -Mikayla
Petopedia-Ben
I am a lesbian. -Emmet
If I die during class I want to be cremated, stuffed in fireworks and shot off over the school! -Nannete
I would get pulled over by the police and Ken would get hit by the cop car!-Ben
I tried to get them to quiet down, but its like telling a lion to shut up! -Jessica
I don't like silent letters, because if they didn't want to be heard than they shouldn't have shown up for the party. -Ben
I'm not afraid of bears! -Adam (clearly lying)-Ben
smarty threw a party and nobody came. -Ben
Hey OJ, guess what? ROUND 2! -Ben
Its a cartoon... also known as REAL! -KTO
I need to find my bra. -male cashier at Burger King
Punch a tree!... Punch a SOFT tree! -Holly
Friends & Family
Jon: HEY GUYS
Jon: COME BACK
Jon: HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHHEHAHEHAHEHA
Renee&I: ???
Jon: I made u come back
Renee&I: what what what
Jon: that was funny
Renee&I: I was still sitting here
Jon: ok
Jon: check this out
Jon: oh
Renee&I: and your like flippin out
Renee&I: lol
Jon: dang
Renee&I: anywho lol
Jon: I was just gonna say
Renee&I: checker what out?
Jon: that I can laugh like a donkey!
Jon: hehahehahehahehahehahehahehaw
Renee&I: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jon: yeah, well you tried
Jon: I think u missed the HE part
Renee&I: hawwwwwwwwww
Renee&I: HEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW
Jon: and if u inhale on the HE part
Jon: well
Jon: nvm
Renee&I: /Renee trying hard
Renee&I: sounds like she is dying
Jon: holly quik, do the hymlick
Jon: sry bout my spelling ;-)
Renee&I: she's not choking... just no air
Jon: oh
Jon: uhh
Renee&I: I think we need oxygen
Jon: I'm sure there's a difference.....
Jon: yeah
Jon: go outside for a little while
Jon: geeze
Jon: get off the computer
Renee&I: cuz Heather said barnyard was yucky
Jon: lol
Jon: I do have sneakin suspicions
Renee&I: lol
Jon: in what way though?
Jon: like a nasty way?
Jon: or just lame
Jon: cause heather is heather
Renee&I: Cuz its about a cow that has to take over a barn.....and its a cow thats not REALLY a cow
Renee&I: Heather was thinking about letting you in for free to
Renee&I: and ya you just blew your chance
Jon: u mean heather is there too?
Renee&I: haha yea
Jon: oh
Jon: HI HEATHER
Renee&I: She says hi
Jon: sweet
Renee&I: and that she feels so loved
Renee&I: lol
Jon: lol
Renee&I: oh but she just left
Renee&I: lol
Jon: well I just meant that heather said it wasn't a good movie because heather thinks movies like that are stupid
Jon: not because heather is stupid or anything.......
Jon: cause that woulndn'd be very nice now would it
Renee&I: well she works there so she hears from other ppl too I guess ya know? Gorsh you insensitive...hehehe JK jon
Renee&I: :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
Jon: but if u guys wanna misinterperet me like that.......
Tiffany:Hey did you know Thanksgiving is always on a thursday!?
Me: uhhh yea
Tiffany:well I didn't. I just read it the other day in my Math book and I asked my English teacher if it was true and she said yea!
I was talking...that pretty much seems to do it for boys~Anna S.
heather: whatcha up to besides ruining a keyboard?
me: bladin into chains
heather: oh fun
heather: even better then keyboard killing
me: oh yes
me: andu get brusies with that one too
heather: oh yes.. much better
heather: pretty colors
me: yup
me: patriotic sometimes ~(4-5-05)
Me: ya like an allergy maybe
Anna: haha!
Anna: I'm allergic to boys
Me: HAHA!
Anna: ew get away! achoo!
me: wait...I figured it out...
Me: crying over a guy...its just watery eyes from the allergy...wow! thats a relief...;-)
Anna: hahaha!
Anna: You are a genius!
me: no...we both are. we both came up with it. I couldn't have done it without you!
Anna: "Why are you crying?!"
Anna: "I'm not crying, it's allergies"
me: HAHA!
me: wow...we have to make a commercal or something....
me: ooo I got it!!!
me: "Chocolate....the best cure for guy-senseitive allergies. Cures watery eyes, runny nose, sneezing, coughing, and any other emotions.
Sazzy: Well if they don't like peanutbutter maybe they should be sent to the drs
Sazzy: dr.s*
me: thats true....
me: the poor souls... they could be insane or something... never thought of that
(talking about raindrop's brain....hehe)
me:we could stick cotten in her head...
dad:I think that would actually be an improvement!
(talking about gifts mom has already)
mom: I even have a gift for ur father here!
me: *sarcastic tone* oh me gosh!
mom: (adressing dad now) did u say u wanted this? (showing him the gift)
what's this female for?~Jeremy C.
dad: I think u over did it. your shoe is triple knotted!
mom: no I was trying to UNTIE them and it just happened...
me:why are we STOPPED!!!?
dad: its called a redlight Holly!
I was talking outloud ~me
get out of my head ~me
like people tossing coins, we toss tupperware!!! ~heather
mom: did she ask if she could hit you?
me: no, SHOOT me!
mom: oh. ok.
do we have anymore boys like this? (holding up a bowl)~mom
don't cush the tookies! ~mom
stupid face, it eats too much! ~me
Ewe! Look at all that blubber on it!~Jennifer(referring to the fat on her pork dinner)
In my file drawer, you know, the one with all the files in it!~jennifer
mom:You do know that your suppose to wear deoderant so you don't stink, right?
Jennifer:But I don't mean too!
A dose of chocolate milk! ~me
I am not smart enough to make myself stupid enough to understand algebra. ~me
me: I have an idea....mwahahahahahaha
saz: Oh no!
saz: *backs away from the computer slowly*
me: hehe
me: remember... me O:-)... what could I POSSIBLY do THAT bad? hehe
saz: The Mwahahahahaha didn't sound too angelic
me: hehe
saz: and???
me: ok... well maybe not... but hey... I dwell among mortals... sometimes I pick up the words they use
saz: I see...
me: u still scared aren't u?
saz: just a little
saz: lol
me: lol
saz: so what's your evil--I mean angelic plan!
renee: how is...that thing?
me: its quite thingy
renee: hehe
me: :-D
renee: That is good
me: how tall are u?
renee: what? lol
renee: 5'6"
renee: lol
me: okey doke
me: thanks
renee: hey wait a second
renee: hehe
renee: your not like stealing my identity or anything?
me: ooooo good idea.....
me: no
me: me not!
renee: lol
renee: :-)
renee: okey then my real height is
renee: ...
renee: hehe jk ;-)
me: hahaha
renee: OoOoO
me: oh dear
renee: This one's gonna be purty!
renee: hehe
me: what u find now....
me: lol
renee: oh just another thingy
renee: ll
renee: **lol
me: oh
me: is it a thingy kinda thingy?
renee: very thingyish
me: ahhh
me: thingys are wonderful things
renee: hehe I know :-)