Blanket Discount - 1 blanket covers 5 people!

This haunt is a community service project.  We support starving artists and actors by providing them a venue to display their talents.  The kind people down at the Community Kitchen serve the more physical needs of many of our less fortunate neighbors.  Let's face it folks, it's getting cold out side and lots of people need help staying warm.  The Community Kitchen is running short on blankets.  They need your help to properly serve our neighbors.  We understand that blankets are not free, so we've added the "Blanket Discount".  Bring One new blanket to Theatre of Blood and receive the maximum $2 discount off FIVE tickets!  That's right.  One Blanket equals up to $10 off!

Food Donation for $1 off!

Bring any non perishable food item, that means can goods, peanut butter, box of macaroni, whatever you've got in your kitchen cabinets that someone else might like to have on theirs - not those old rusty or dented cans of lima beans - and you will receive $1 off per item on your regularly priced admission ticket.  ( Maximum discount is $2 off per ticket.)

Coupons!

For some strange reason, people like coupons.  Here's one that you can print out and bring along.  Each coupon is good for $1 per head in your family or group of fiends, up to five people.  Got more than five?  Print more than one!

Don't know how to print that?  Ok - like this:  Turn on your printer.  Right click on the image above and select View Image.  Then select Print from the File Menu.  Click OK.  Done.

Make your own Coupon!

If you can't print the coupon, or jumped in your hearse without one, don't panic.  You can draw your own coupon.  Grab a scrap of paper and a pen, pencil, crayon or even a gum wrapper and a bloody stump will do.  Write "$1 off" and "LittleHouseofHorror.com" on it.  The coupon MUST have this website or the name of other places you could have gotten a coupon written on it to to be valid. "The voices in my head told me to do it" does not count.  Give your home made coupon to the greedy witches, I mean charming ladies in the ticket booth and they will treat you with the same disrespect that everyone else gets.  If you get really creative with it, they might even give you door prize!  (Don't get to excited, most of the door prizes come out of Mad Doctor John's gut bucket.)

Other Haunt Coupons!

Now here's a fun idea that the imps just whispered in my ear... If you have a coupon for one of those other haunts, you can bring them to ours and get your $2 off!  Not that silly $3 Off TWO tickets stuff.  (That's only a $1.50 off each ticket!)  We'll give you a full $2 off each full priced ticket you buy, up to five people per coupon.  This offer cannot be combined with any of our other discount offers.

Double Coupons!

Ok, so you're really cheep and can't even find a bag of Ramen noodles you can spare, you can use TWO coupons if they came from two different places.  But I'm not going to tell you where those other places are, you have to do SOMETHING for yourself.

WHEW!  Man that's a lot of ways to save $2!  Basically, anyone with a brain to rattle around with can get into The Theatre of Blood for $10.  (Discounts do NOT apply to the $7 Matinee tickets!)  For those who still can't figure out how to catch a break, we'll have a stack of $1's for change from your $5's and $20!