What's your name?
Okay, now what are you trying out for?
Any previous experience?
Oh, you're too...er, big for the part.
Drop some weight.
Grow some breasts, wait, nowadays, you can go buy them.
Oh, sorry miss--you're not what we're looking for.
You're trying out for this part?
Are you sure you want to try out?
Go home and watch television. We want people like them.
You don't look like the character.
We already have other people in mind for the role.
Uh, don't call us--we'll call you.
Better luck next time!
If I wanted to be humiliated like this, I might as well have worked at the local fast food joint back home, or gone to school naked. My cellulite is more delightful than this bullshit.