Tenel Ka swept into the dance hall. By the time she was ready, the party was in full swing. She glanced around the room and started toward the bar. She pulled her short skirt up and took a seat on one of the stools.

"Soft Hapen wine please," she told the bartender. He nodded and went to fix her drink and help other customers.

"Hey young lady. Can I buy you a drink?" a male voice asked,

Tenel Ka turned around as the bartender placed the drink next to Tenel Ka. "Thank you." She turned back to the man. "Sure."

The man sat next to her. "Martini please," he called. "Oh and one for the lady too."

Tenel started to drink her wine but the man stopped her. "So what your name?" he asked.

"Tenel Ka Chume Ta Djo, Jedi Knight and Hapen princess. You are?"

"Dash Rendar, pilot, smuggler. That about it." He smiled.

"Nice to meet you."

"Ditto."

The tender served the drinks and Dash took this time to look Tenel Ka up and down.

She was wearing a short, tight dress of transparent material and 3 inch spike heels. Her bare legs and arms were sparkling with glitter. He took a long swig and finished s of the martini. Suprisingly, Tenel had finished her drink and was half through another one.

Dash finished his and ordered another.

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Half an hour later Tenel Ka was laughing uncontrollably. She had 10 and a half martinis and was sitting on a couch cuddling with Dash.

"So there I was, standing on stage in the Mos Eisley cantina, buck naked!"

This got Tenel Ka roaring harder. She stopped long enough to finish off her drink. She set the glass down and crawled closer to Dash. She started to kiss his neck and he pulled her close.

She moved up to his face and started kissing him. He held her and kissed back, unknowing of the brandy brown eyes that had fallen upon them.

d

Jacen Solo tapped his father, Han Solo, on the shoulder.

"Yeah Jace?" he asked.

"Who that making out with Rendar?"

Han turned to where Jacen motioned and a puzzled look scrolled across his face. "I don know. How about you Luke?"

Luke Skywalker ice blue gaze followed Han and grimaced. "It um... Tenel Ka. She piss drunk."

"What?!" Jacen exclaimed. He got up and stormed over to Tenel Ka and Dash. He grabbed Tenel Ka arm and pulled her off. She fell into his arms and started to french him. He kissed her and could taste the martini on her breath.

Suddenly someone pulled Tenel away. Jacen saw Han grip on her arm. Tenel Ka Turned and started to kiss him, unknowing of who he was. Han at first, fought it the he felt someone pull Tenel Ka away. "Hey!" he called.

Luke had an arm around Tenel waist and one a little lower. Instead of her kissing him, he kissed her. The kiss was passionate and sloppy.

Jacen quickly pulled her away and held her close." I l take her home," he said.

Han took her back. "No I will."

Dash grabbed her. "No. The Solo men always get royalty. It my turn!" he kissed Tenel deeply. She tripped over her own two feet and accepted the kiss.

Luke grabbed her away and held her close. "No. I the Jedi. I l take her to my apartment then take her back to Yavin 4 in the morning."

Han snorted. "Hell no! We all now what you two did en route to the Shadow Academy. Poor Tenel!" he said.

"What?!" Jacen screamed.

The whole party stopped and stared at the group. No one noticed.

"Go Luke! Getting jiggy with younger girls! And she a princess no less!" Dash said.

Jacen looked at Luke hurt. "It not true... is it?"

Luke hung his head. "I sorry Jacen. It was a life or death..."

"Not half as sorry as you e gonna be!" Jacen cut in.

Jacen rushed toward his Uncle. Luke put Tenel aside and got ready for the attack. Dash, seeing the prize moment, got on top of Tenel Ka to "protect her". Han pulled him off and slugged him in the face. He fell to the ground beside Tenel Ka, who was now asleep.

Another person joined the fray, Jaina Solo had come down from her room to see why the party had stopped. She saw Tenel Ka asleep and rushed over to her. Jaina drug her to a safe place then had Zekk carry her to Jaina room.

"Ok. Now stop!!!" she yelled.

The fight froze. Han was about to crush Dash "family jewels" with his boot heel. Jacen stopped pounding Luke head into the ground.

"Everyone go home! Party over! You 4... stay put!" Jaina ordered.

Han, Dash, Jacen and Luke all sat down on the couch as Jaina paced before them. Zekk ran back in to help Jaina.

"Can anyone explain to me why you were fighting?" she asked as soon as everyone was gone.

"Uncle Luke has sex with Tenel Ka!" Jacen exclaimed.

Jaina looked at her Uncle disgusted. "You what?!" Zekk started to snicker, and Jaina promptly slapped him.

"I was mad at you getting kidnapped and she was depressed at loosing Jacen... She was so drunk and... well... we..."

"That enough!" Jaina said.

"I always wondered why you two were so close," Zekk added.

"Shut up Zekk!" everyone said.

"Dad, why were you beating up Dash?" Jaina asked, leaving the last subject behind.

"He a slimeball trying to steal my son girl," Han said.

Jaina swiftly kicked Dash in between the legs. "That for Tenel Ka." She repeated the process. "And that for Jacen."

Dash grabbed his crotch and fell off the couch.

"Get outta here Rendar, before Jacen kills you for making out with Tenel Ka," Zekk suggested.

"Good idea," Dash whimpered. He slowly got to his feet and shuffled out the dance hall.

"Now Jacen. I know it hard to forgive Luke, but try. Remember the dark side," Jaina said.

"I gonna go talk to Tenel Ka," Jacen answered. He stood up and walked out of the room,

"Luke I sorry. I didn mean to spill your secret," Han said.

"I know. I just hope Tenel Ka reputation isn shattered. I know mine is."

"I really sorry."

Jaina took Zekk hand and led him out of the room.

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Jacen stroked Tenel Ka hair. She stirred and opened her eyes.

"About time. We need to talk," Jacen said.

"About what? What happened?" Tenel Ka asked.

"you and Luke. What happened when I was at the Shadow Academy?"

Tenel Ka sighed and sat up. "We pretended to be master and slave on Dathomir. That way we could slip in and rescue you. I thought we were under surveillance so... it was a joint agreement. Believe me, sex with you is so much better. Please believe me."

"I do Tenel. You shoulda told me!"

"I know. I thought you would loose faith in me."

"I did, until you explained it to me."

Tenel Ka took Jacen hand. "I love you Jacen Solo."

"I love you too Tenel Ka."

Jacen leaned in close and kissed Tenel Ka deeply. She still had martini on her breath and Jacen pulled back.

"What?" Tenel Ka asked.

"Nothing. You just need to freshen up."

"After you tell me how you found out about me and Master Skywalker."

Jacen rolled his eyes and smiled. "It a long funny story."

"Well I have time."

Jacen smiled. "Wanna hear a joke?"

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