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| "You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person." ~Unknown |
| " Come closer so I can slap you".~sticker |
| " Drugs may lead nowhere but atleast it's a sceneic route." ~Unknown |
| " For such a small town there sure are a lot of idiots here." ~Unknown |
| "...Don't wanna be my friend nomore , I wanna be somebody else..." ~Pink |
| " I turned the treble on all the way up on my Bass and it sounds just like a guitar..." ~ Bubba (hehehe) |
| " No matter what you feminists say all you woman really want is to be barefoot and pregnant!" ~Bubba |
| "...So you can make me cum, that doesn't make you Jesus..." ~Tori Amos |
| "...And maybe you can keep me from ever being happy, but your not gonna stop me from having fun..." ~ Ani DiFranco |
| " The dumber people think you are the more surprised they'll be when you kill them." ~ Unknown |
| "...I'm not a happy person..." ~ Jonathan Davis |
| "...you've taken everything and oh I can not give anymore..." ~ Jonathan Davis |
| "...I like bitin' people..." ~ Jonathan Davis |
| "DO I COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PISS ON YOUR FRONT DOOR?? ~ Kelly (after Bubba got drunk and pissed on the front pourch of her dorm) |
| " How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on." ~Unknown |
| " Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once." ~Unknown |
| " Lucky that my breast are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains..." ~Shakira |
| " If your not part of the freaks, your part of the boredom" ~Perry Farrel |
| " A bisexual is someone who puts their hands down someone's pants and is happy with whatever they find" ~ The Church Lady |
| " If you don't beleive drugs have done some good things for us, do me a favor, go home tonight take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CD's and burn 'em cause you know what the muscians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years RRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLL fuckin high on drugs..." ~ Maynard James Keenan |
| "Everybody from underneath the stage is gonna be lookin at my nuts..." ~Jonathan Davis |
| "This planet was not given to you by your parents it was lent to you by your children". ~ African Proverb |
| "A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour." ~Unknown |
| Some of these quotes are from Jonathan and various other people, songs, my friends, bumper stickers, stickers, pins, ect. |
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| Life would be alot easier if we were all naked~ Pete |