| Other shit you might find interesting |
| If it takes two men two weeks to walk a month,then how many apples are in a barrel of grapes? None cos its a barrel of grapes not fuckin apples |
| What do you call postman pat on the dole? Pat cos if he's on the dole he's not a postman |
| If a butcher is 6'1.What does he weigh? Meat.He's a fuckin butcher |
| I had a wet dream about you! I dreamt you got hit by a car.I was pissing myself laughing. |
| In case of fire read this message! Not now you dumb cunt.Only in case of fire |
| Divide 30 by half then add ten and what do you get? 70,work it out on a calculator if u dont believe me |
| Some months have 31 days.How many have 28? all of them have |
| What is 4+2 5+1 3+3 equal? |
| Now say the answer fast for 15 seconds. |
| Think of a vegtable |
| I bet its a carrot your thinking of |
| If your not thinking of carrot then your the 2% thats fucked up |
| How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? 1,after the first your stomach is not empty |
| How do you confuse a wanker? 23 I bet your confused |
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