MEN'S NAMES > >
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. > >
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring. > >
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons. > >
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women. > >
Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat. > >
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. > >
Andrew - gay and has a small pecker. > >
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. > >
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of carbolic soap. > >
Arnold - loser. > > Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate. > >
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung. > >
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games. > >
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands. > >
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't. > >
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. > >
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time. > >
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him. > >
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's >just > > a > > very naughty boy. > >
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell. > >
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name. > >
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce. >
Bryce >- > > fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week. > >
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini. > >
Cameron - Australian. > >
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex. > >
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive. > >
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American >movies, >no > > real person has that name. > >
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together. > >
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can >use > > it > > too. > >
Christian - very sexy and seductive. > >
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'. > >
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial. > >
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around. > >
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings. > >
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines. > >
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does. > >
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way. > >
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics. > >
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid. > >
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice. > >
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men. > >
Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates > >
David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. > >
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter > i.e. > > a wanker. > >
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick. > >
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot. > >
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection. > >
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please. > >
Don - dickhead. > > Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts. > >
Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up. > >
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago. > >
Dylan - horny. bastard, who can't sing. > >
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name. > >
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole. > >
Elliott - full of himself. > >
Eric - shy. > >
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient. > >
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy. > >
Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot. > >
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. > >
Gary - drug addict but willing to share. > >
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men. > >
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace. > >
George - barman who drinks more than he serves. > >
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. > >
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex. > >
Graham - will screw anything. > >
Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything. > >
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself. > >
Harry - covers his back. > >
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs. > >
Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young > girls. > >
Haydn - tries hard. > Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography. > >
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!! > >
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies. > >
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk. > >
Jamie - scum of the earth. > >
James - built like a horse. > >
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. > >
Jeff - really ugly. > > Jerome - gay, but very unhappy. > >
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is. > >
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on. > >
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright. > >
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection. > >
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. > >
Joel - arse. > >
John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals. > >
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual. > >
Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit. > >
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. > >
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites. > >
Josh - full of himself, fun. > > J
Junior - hotty and totally good at football. > >
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful. > >
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up. > >
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends, have large penis', > > also really nice to women. > >
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse. > >
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be. > >
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse. > >
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips. > >
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse. > >
Laurey - short and funny looking. > >
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit. > >
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. > >
Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub. > >
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole. > >
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold. > >
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men. > >
Luke - seems to be sweet. > >
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. > >
Martin - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, >mouthy > > bastard though. > >
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit. > >
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. > >
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse. > >
Mohammed - small penis > > Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb. > >
Nick - nice - can't get past the missionary position though. > >
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed. > >
Oliver - likes men but is in denial. > >
Oscar - loser. > >
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs. > >
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk. > >
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays. > >
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins. > >
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool. > >
Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time > ago. > >
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big > >
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates. > >
Rikki - see above. > >
Rob - constantly watches porn. > >
Roy - total loser and computer genius. > >
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud. > >
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. > >
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind. > >
Sam - wannabe sex machine. > >
Scott - has serious disabilities. > >
Sean/Shaun - has small testicles and no friends. > >
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor. > >
Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin. > >
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world. > >
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him. > >
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks > >
Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and hamster > >
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on. > >
Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but grea >in > > bed. > >
Tamblym - Can be quite boring, thinks he's a hit with the girls, ha >homo > > tendencies. > >
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is. > >
Toby - best blow ever. > >
Tom - cool but can be arrogant. > >
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. > >
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found. > >
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy. > >
Troy - cute and popular. > > Taylor - gay. > >
Warren - cool, homosexual guy. > >
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate. > >
Will - wishes he were popular. > >
Zach - sweet and polite and adorable. > >
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
> > > > WOMEN'S NAMES > >
Ada - blue haired, smells of wee. > >
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs > >
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the >light > > off. > >
Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag > > though. > >
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to b trusted. > >
Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints. > >
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found > >hanging around toilets. > >
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers. > >
Annette - She's BIG. > >
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive. > >
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. > >
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points. > >
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic. > > Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp. > >
Bianca - Ginger. > >
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars. > >
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society. > >
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'. > >
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow. > >
Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears. > >
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing. > >
Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian >tendencies. > >
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA. > >
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem. > >
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass. > >
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm. > >
Daisy - Virgin. > >
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling. > >
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck. > >
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips. > >
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands. > >
DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea. > >
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up. > >
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing t society. > >
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage. > >
Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee. > >
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. > >
Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens. > >
Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her >mouth. > >
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies. > >
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! > >
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass. > >
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed. > >
Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up. > >
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim. > >
Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts. > >
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head. > >
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness. > >
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day. > >
Gaynor - Lesbian. > >
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying. > >
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing. > >
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies. > >
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking. > >
Georgina - Wants to be a man. > >
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath. > >
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs. > >
Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer. > >
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn > >
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins > >
Hilary - Frigid. > > Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister. > >
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed. > >
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles. > >
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child. > >
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck. > >
Janice - Ugly and over weight. > >
Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water. > >
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats. > >
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up. > >
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often. > >
Jessica - Virgin, always will be. > >
Joanne - Moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up! > >
Judith - Big eyes, big tits > >
Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse. > >
Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in >five > > minutes > >
Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets. > >
Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant. > >
Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit. > >
Kate - see Catherine. > >
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing. > >
Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a >bloke, > > wears a wig. > >
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance. > >
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares. > >
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy. > >
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked. > >
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. > >
Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night. > >
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up. > >
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking. > >
Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men. > >
Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole. > >
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework. > >
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn. > >
Liz - Long legged and brainey. > >
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies > >
Louise/a - Likes to get around, saggy tits. > >
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. > >
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors. > >
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid. > >
Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous. > >
Maria - Bangs like a barn door. > >
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY. > >
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear. > >
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome. > >
Martina - Ugly lesbian. > > Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits. > >
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz. > >
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S. > >
- Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely. > >
Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary. > >
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise. > >
Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them. > >
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag. > >
Marsha - Big butt, small brain. > >
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have. > >
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver. > >
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners. > >
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune. > >
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing. > >
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent. > >
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial. > >
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years. > >
- You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair > >
Olivia - Neutron bomb. > >
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic. > >
Pat - Butt ugly lesbian. > >
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon. > >
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff. > >
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar. > >
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly. > >
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her > > arsecheeks. > >
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact. > >
Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver. > >
Rula - She measures up well. > >
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up. > >
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs. > >
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children. > >
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged. > >
Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing. > >
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills. > >
Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers. > >
Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas. > >
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce. > >
Sin�ad - No flaws, a people's person. > >
Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff. > >
Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier" > >
Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset. > >
Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's. > >
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for >effect. > >
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues. > >
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. > >
Tanya - Hot minx, too short. > > Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals. > >
Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less. > >
Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski. > >
Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves > > kittens. > >
Tracey - Lesbian. > > Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry. > >
Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women. > >
Wendy - Possibly a man. > >
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
