| These are quotes that Kelly and I (well, mostly Kelly) have found on Tee Shirts in stores and catolauges. Some of them were so cute, we wanted to put them on our page. ~Anja |
| Why is abbreviation such a long word? |
| Why be NORMAL when you can be YOURSELF? |
| Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular. |
| On the other hand, you have different fingers. |
| Everyones out to get me because I'm PARANOID. |
| Quick! What's another word for synonym? |
| Don't make me get my flying monkeys! |
| When everythings coming at you, you're in the wrong lane. |
| Your village called. There idiot is missing. |
| i wuz droped on mi hed az a kid. |
| 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions. |
| Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. |
| I'm not Anti-Social, I'm just not that friendly. |
| I chose the road less traveled, and now where the heck am I? |
| Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected? |
| Don't question authority, they don't know either. |
| I'm so involved in being ME! |
| He who laughs last thinks slowest. |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrenic and so am I. |
| What if the hokey-pokey is really what it's all about? |
| NSUCK or NSTINK (they're interchangeable) |
| I didn't do it. |
| Can't sleep...Clowns will eat me. |
| Dancing penguins steal my soul when I sleep. |