| You know you're Obsessed With "Friends" when..... |
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| 1. You tape every episode of Friends and watch at least 2 episodes a day 2. You actually find a coffee house called "Central Perk" 3. You have a pet monkey, chick or duck. 4. You have children and name them after one or more of the characters. 5. You talk like Phoebe (ex. Floopy, twirly, schrunchy, Oh.....no!) 6. You talk like Chandler (Could that report BE any later?) 7. You stay up all night worrying about the WENUS. 8. You can do the perfect immatation of Janice. 9. You have a Peppridge Farm golfish cracker in a tank, and you named it Chandler. 10. You think you are going to marry one of the stars of Friends. 11. When you rent an apartment, you make sure the numbers are either 19 or 20. 12. You believe in lobsters. 13. You try to see every movie a "Friend" was ever in. 14. You have a boy friend bonfire. 15. You can sing all of Phoebe's songs by heart. 16. You bought a race car bed. 17. You use Ross's "Fist banging thing" when you're mad at someone. 18. You start believing on Phoebe's views of Life. 19. Your TV Guide label reads "Miss Chanandler Bong." 20. You see Star Wars more then 317 times just to beat Roy Gublick's score. 21. You flip for babies. 22. You spend time with your real friends: the spoons. 23. You often find yourself talking to your slippers. 24. You try to find the shop "Invisible things for Kathy" while driving in the invisible cab. 25. You understood the joke in number 24. 26. You have one of the Friends' haircuts. 27. You hang a pillowcase off the back of your head. 28. Whenever you're sad or lonely, you sit by the window while it rains. |
| Written by: Ilene Blumberg |