| Teeny Boppers |
| This part of my music page is dedicated to Teeny Boppers. The world of Teeny Boppers is divided into 4 catigories. Each is suckening in its own way. If any of these apply to you, leave this page immediatly! ~Kelly |
| Concert Cuties These are the girls who write "I LOVE YOU!" on their faces and make signs that say "MARRY ME JUSTIN" to take to the N'SYNC concert. The ones who sign their name "Mrs. Ashley Parker Angel" or "Mrs. Nick Carter". Do they honestly think the singer will see their sign and fall madly in love with them? Can you say "THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN"?! Poster Kissers You know the type. The girls who hang posters on their wall and kiss the singer every night. I don't know what they're thinking. Do they assume that the artist is a psycic or something and say, "Hey, that girl just kissed my picture. She must really like me. Maybe I'll stop by her house tomorrow."? Yeah, thats gonna happen real soon. Ha, ha, ha. The Pschyo These are the ones that sends stars letters/emails that say, "OH MY GOD FREDDIE PRINZE JR. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! WILL YOU SEND ME AN AUTOGRAPH OR A LETTER OR CALL ME OR COME TO MY HOUSE OR MARRY ME?!" Ironically, these are also the girls that get on my nerves the quickest. They are also the ones who turn their lockers into shrines. The Quiet One These are the girls who act sa if they don't care one bit that the Backstreet Boys are coming to townand then go home to their rooms complete with BSB wallpaper, posters, dolls, CDs, and, who can forget, Backstreet Boys sheets, pillow cases, and blankets. They're also the one that loosely tape posters above their bed with high hopes it will fall when they are sleeping. Email Me Your theories on Teeny Boppers at: [email protected] Thanxs! ~Kelly |