hoyt

Name of Country: Hoyt
Name of Ruler: Kelly Kowpowski
Type of Government: Domecracy (Dow-mek-ra-c): I make all the rules, but there is a senate who votes if I can't decide. The senate is made up of 10 people and 2 branches (Senate Sr. and Senate Jr. If there is a tie, the tie-breaker votes.
Senate Sr: Nsync. Chain of command: Justin, Lance, JC, Chris, Joey
Senate Jr: 2gether. Chain of command: Q.T., Chad, Mickey, Jerry, Doug
Tie Breaker: Nelly
Death Penalty: Being slowly devoured by man-eating piranas
Climate: 65-75 degrees
Farming: Corn, potatoes, pears, apples, peaches
Manufacturing: Clothes for Barbie Dolls
Religion: Crathlic- the worship of the West African Antelope
Population Made Up Of: Magical Butter-faires (a mix between butterflies and fairies)

National:
Anthem: "The Two of Us" by Nsync
Motto: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crispy and taste good with ketchup." ~Dilbert
Animal: Platypus
Food: Tacos
Flower: Nothern Australian Purple Polka-Dotted Sundew
Sport: Hurling
Offical Greeting: "Dude!"
Offical Goodbye: "Peace and hair grease."

People On Death Row
-Tipper Gore (for putting parental warning stickers on CDs. You can figure out what they're saying anyways!)
-George W. Bush (for beating Al Gore)
-Backstreet Boys (Nick Carter especially)