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| The Guhunga Islands (a made up country by Anja...who has no free time) |
| Ruler: Miss Anja Marie Batell Government: Communists Senate Senior: Daria Morgandorffer, Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Queddus, Britney Spears Senate Junior: Fred Durst, Andy Dick, Brian McFaden, Paul Walker, Gideon Yago Tie Breaker Vote: Suchin Pach Death Penalty: Boiling in oil, hung upside down by your toes Climate: Always 70 - 75 degrees Agriculture: Tobacco, pineapples and green peppers Manufacturing: Post-it notes and Margiritta umbrellas Religion: Pheboism (worshiping the Southern Austrialian Kangroo) Race/Ethnicity: Three legged nomes National Anthem: "The Bum Bum Song" by Tom Green Motto: "You are slower then a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter." Animal: Blue footed Boobie' Food: Unagi (a type of sushi) Flower: Venus Fly Trap Sport: Nude Shuffle Board |
| PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN PUT TO THE DEATH PENALTY: |
| Tipper Gore (for putting the "parental advisory" stickers on CD's.) Shelli (for putting Ashley through all that crap) That one girl in the rose tank top from Eve 6's video "Here's to the Night" (No reason, I just don't like her.) Aaron Carter (If I killed off his brother, I'd be mobbed by millions of teeny boppers, so I'll just go for him.) George W. Bush (For winning the 2000 election Dick Cheny (he's gonna die of another heart attack anyways!) BSB (Okay, maybe I will have to get rid of Nick. But besides that, they have to be the WORST boy vocal group out there! Plus, they enforced the term "boyband" which is one of my many pet peeves.) Eminem (For discriminating against race, gender, sexuality, religion - wait, I could have just shortened this list to: EVERYONE BUT HIMSELF.) |
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