| Britney Review |
| ...Baby One More Time Ok, all my friends have tried to convince that Britney Spears doesn't sing her sonds. That she pays someone to sing backstage while she lipsyncs. I never believed this. I mean, if I were to pay someone to sing for ME, I would at least find someone with a good voice. This song has always proven my point. Crazy This song has catchy background music,a dn the lyrics aren't half bad. Just think... If J. Lo would've sung this song, it'd be on the top of the charts. Sometimes I chose to review this song a diffent way. To see it, click the button at the bottom that says, "Read the "Sometimes" review. Soda Pop Sorry, but I just can't review this song. It is one of the most annoying songs in the world. If you would like to review this song (you will be fully credited), email it to me at: [email protected] Born To Make You Happy Ok. Before I had to do this review, I had never heard this song. Going into it, I thought, "Just another crapy Britney song." But I was wrong. IT WAS WORSE! I consider it Britney's pitiful attept at a love song. It's not your fault, Britney. Some people can pull them off, and some can't. From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart Apparently, Britney has not read my last review. Sorry to her fans, but she can't sing a descent loves song. I Will Bt There If you know HOW to listen to Britney's songs, they're not half bad. Here's the secret: Ignore the lyrics and vocals, and there you go! The background music in this song (and most others) is pretty catchy. I Will Still Love You (Duet with Don Philips) Who is Don Philips? Why would he want to do a duet with Britney Spears? How did they manage to find two people (Britney and Don) who could sing equally bad? How did Justin feel about this review? What is the meaning of life? All of these questions remain mysteries. Thinkin' Of You I'll be nice to this song. I will only mention the good parts. Good background music. What... you expected there to be more?! Email My Heart I hate this song! Everything about it is horrible!! I can't listen to another second or I will be forced to snap the CD in half. The Beat Goes On Ok, I'm gonna make this quick. I've been listening to Britney "sing" for over an hour, and we all know the brain damage THAT can cause. Anyway, background music=boring. Lyrics=stupid. There. I'M FREE! NO MORE BRITNEY!! Excuse me while I go do my happy dance. Overall CD Grade: D+ |
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