| The Real Difference between Boys and Girls |
| 1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. 2. You dress a little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you make it to church an hour later. You dress a little boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to church, even if you're driving there. 3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls's rooms are usually messy, but it's a good smelling messy. 4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look at it in wonderment at what mother nature has created. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun. 5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages. 6. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs got cut a quarte-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks then be seen in public. 7. Girls find mommy's make up and almost instinctively start painting their faces. Boys find mommy's make up and almost instinctively start painting the walls. 8. If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches. 9. Boys grow their fingernails long because they're too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernalis long - not because they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boy's arm. 10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt. 11. By the age of six, boys will stip giving their dad kisses. By the age of six, girls will stip giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy. 12. Most girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises. 13. Girls will cry if someone in a movie dies. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row. 14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys. |
| Written by: Unkown (but we are pretty sure they're female.) |