| "If AJ's not better in 30 days, we will have to reavaluate the situation..." Brian from the Backstreet Boys told TRL's Carson Daly on Monday, July 16th. Now, for the millions of weeping fans, this was tragic news. AJ McLean had checked into rehab for depression and alchol abuse. But Anja and I chose to read between the lines and "Role with the punches" in the words of Justin Timberlake. We believe that this was just a cover-up for a top secret BSB...plan thingy. Our theory is that they are using secret codes that are so...secret, they are only known by the Backstreet Boys and Lou Pearlman (yes, we know he's not their manager anymore. GET OFF OUR CASES!) . And us, of course, because we are such smart cookies (and such BSB haters) we figured it out ourselves. We believe that, "reavaluating the situaltion" is secret code for, "If he's not back in 30 days, we will just drop his sorry butt off the tour and get a pretty-boy from Orlando who can lip-sync and wants to be in a 'VOCAL THANG' in the words of Justin Timberlake, again!" And, come on, there are very few guys who wouldn't kill to be a mega pop-star and have millions of girls throwing themselves at you. This isn't rocket science. So basically, what we are trying to tell you is: don't be fooled by the cover-up (yes, we know, Kevin and Nick crying on TV when they KNOW that they will be seen all over North America and parts of Europe WAS a nice touch, but come on.) STICK TO THE FACTS! They DO have to make money. NOT that the millions they are already rolling in isn't enough...but thats a different story. |
