50bestthingsgirl

The 50 Best Things About Being a Girl!

     1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
     2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
     3. Yeah- PMS stinks. But at least we have an excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
     4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceburg, we'll probably get first dibs on a life boat.
     5. We get the bigger apartment in "Friends."
     6. Girl Talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain anything.
     7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
     8. Dark circle under our eyes? A hickey? We just cover it up with a little concealer. (How can guys live without that stuff?)
     9. We don't have to shave our faces. (Ouch, that must hurt.)
     10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
     11. Brad, Matt, Freddie, Ashley, JC, Carson, AJ - Need I explain this one?
     12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
     13. We don't have to dowse our food in Tabasco sause to look tough.
     14. That whole circumcision thing!
     15. When we get married, we can keep our own name, or choose one we like even better.
     16. We don't have to deal with sideburns
     17. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
     18. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
     19. Even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it.
     20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
     21. We don't have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
     22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us.
     23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how fun those are.
     24. We don't have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
     25. That special bond we have with our moms - some days.
     26. We don't feel the need to slap our team mates butt when they make a good play.
     27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB, Nsync, 2gether or O-Town. Well, almost nobody.
     28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
     29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
     30. We give really, REALLY good advice.
     31. On TV shows, we're always the ones with the coolest supernatural powers.
     32. Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal.
     33. We can put cottonballs between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
     34. Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls,
     35. Bevis and Butthead aren't.
     36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems are written about us.
     37. We don't have to sit on our wallets.
     38. Our wallets have a place for change.
     39. It's entirly possible that we will marry Ashley Parker Angel someday.
     40. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center.
     41. We can wear dresses without getting weird looks from people.
     42. It's not required that we learn how to spit when we're young.
     43. Fiona, Tori, Sarah, Paula, Alanis, Gwen.
     44. We are called tomboys. Boys are called girlie.
     45. We have nicer handwriting then guys.
     46. Our magazines have horoscopes.
     47. We don't have to stuff boxers in our jeans. (How can that possibly be comfertable?)
     48. Female pro athletes aren't overpaid egomaniacs. (Yet.)
     49. Diamonds are a girls best friend. Not a guys.
     50. We look great in tank tops.

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