Sit Down Session With the Gang Part 2
We
find our selves at the living quarters of Sesshomaru. Rin was sleeping and Jaken was sitting around waiting for orders.
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru. I heard your brother is sick in bed. I believe that’s what lady Kagome said.
Sesshomaru: Yes, he spent all of his money and he has to
wait till his next paycheck.
Jaken: Is M’Lord amused.
Rin
walks up and jumps on Sesshomaru’s lap.
Sesshomaru: I’m gona take you to the village again. They’ll watch you as our meeting goes on
tonight.
Inu Yasha: You’re gona pay
me back for those drinks Miroku.
Miroku: Don’t speak of drinks. I have to go to one of those alcoholic
conventions today. But first, I have to
get rid of this hang over.
Inu Yasha: Ya, the way you
always drink you should go.
Miroku: You know we never have a conversation like
this before. It’s nice not having to
fight like on the set. Like your
brother said, we don’t have to act now.
Hey, maybe Kagome might consider going with me, huu? What do you think?
Inu Yasha: Keep your hands
off of her.
Miroku: Are you still sore at your brother?
Inu Yasha: How do you know
about that?
Miroku: Sango talked to Kagome this morning.
Inu Yasha: Hope she’s not
mad at me.
Miroku: Oh, that cute hanyou coming over today.
Inu Yasha’s face went bright red.
Inu Yasha: Why is she coming
over?
Miroku: Cause I invited her.
Inu Yasha: Sango’s gona be
mad when she hears about this.
Miroku:
She won’t know.
Inu Yasha: Ii think she
will.
Miroku: Sango is with Shippo.
Inu Yasha: Can you shut
up? It sounds like there are three of
you, I’m rolling over.
Inu Yasha turns away from Miroku as he grumbles about last
night. Now we go to Sango and Shippo
who are eating a healthy breakfast.
Sango: What else did I
miss after taking Miroku home?
Shippo: Nothing much,
did you see Kagome yell sit at Inu Yasha for looking at the girl?
Sango: No.
Shippo: I didn’t think
that necklace worked off stage.
Sango: It’s not supposed
to.
Shippo: Ohh.
Back to the boys.
Inu Yasha: Why did you have
to ask her to come when we’re both hung up like this?
Miroku smiled and rubbed his hands together.
Miroku: I was thinking she would play nurse.
Inu Yasha: Did she agree?
Miroku: She doesn’t know.
Inu Yasha: You really are a
pervert.
Miroku: You can say that my wise man.
Inu Yasha: Oh brother.
The cute sixteen-year-old hanyou walked through the door.
Girl: Hi, Mr. Miroku. Hello Sir.
Miroku: Li, you don’t have to call me that. Just call me Miroku, and this is Inu Yasha.
Li: Oh, that’s
right. The drunk hanyou who I had to
take to the well last night.
Inu Yasha: I never wanted to
get drunk.
Li: That’s what they all
said. So why did you want me to come
over Miroku?
She smiled and sat between the boys. She blushed as she felt his had touched her
but.
Miroku: I figured you could play nurse.
Li sighs and moves her foot so it was on top of his hand.
Inu Yasha: I think I’ll
leave.
Inu Yasha got up to leave.
Li grabbed his arm.
Li: Don’t leave me alone
with him.
Inu Yasha blushed.
Inu Yasha: Don’t you have a
job to get to?
Li: That’s right!
(Whispers) Thank you.
(Normally) Sorry I have
to go Miroku, I’ll see you at the bar tonight.
She ran out. Now we
go to Kagome.
Kagome: Oh, do we have
to focus on me now? Oh well, I’m busy
at my other job. My co-staring career
is not paying me enough.
Latter that night…
Kagome: Hey! Err…
Anyway, we find the gang around the table. Li had joined them. She sat between Kagome and Sesshomaru.
Kagome: Ok, not that we
are all here and not all drunk. What
are we going to talk about?
Sesshomaru: How about we protest on the price of our
costumes. They are sucking up all my
money.
Shippo: We have to have
them specially made to fit us. What
would you except?
Sesshomaru: I would think it would be a lot
cheaper. And whom do we have here?
He looked at Lu who was blushing.
Li: Hello, I’m Li.
Sesshomaru: Ok.
Kagome: How are you two
feeling?
Kagome smiled at Miroku and Inu Yasha.
Miroku: I’m feeling better.
Inu Yasha: Me too.
They were still holding their heads.
Kagome: Good.
Li: I’ll be right back.
Sesshomaru: We should send
some hate mail to that woman too. Let’s
say we’ll give her computer virus if she doesn’t stop writing about me being
gay.
Miroku: And I don’t want to be included in those
anymore.
Inu Yasha: Ya, that was
scary.
Miroku: I wouldn’t be talking “Incest Boy”.
Inu Yasha: Hey! I didn’t agree to that!
Kagome: They must still
have that hang over.
Li
came back with two bags of ice.
Li: Here you go Miroku.
Miroku: C-c-cold….
Li: It’s ice silly. What do you expect, it to be warm? Here’s some for you too Inu Yasha.
Inu
Yasha turned red.
Inu Yasha: Thank you.
Li
glared at Inu Yasha and then sat down besides Sesshomaru.
Li: Ok, maybe you guys
should talk about other things besides this woman.
Sango: Ya.
Kagome: Ok, I believe
that our manager should get us a better medical health plan. That last episode nearly put me into dept.
Sesshomaru: I told you if you ever needed money, just
look me up. I have plenty, how much do
you need?
Kagome: More then you
can give.
Sesshomaru: Here’s a thousand yen.
Kagome: Are you serious?
Sesshomaru: Dead serious.
Kagome: Thank you
Sessho!
Kagome
got up and hugged him. He smiled at his
jealous little brother.
Inu Yasha: Err…
Miroku: Let’s just move
onto our mail, shall we?
Sango: Ok, here let me
see. Ah Shippo, this one’s for you.
Shippo: Oh let me see.
Question
1: ‘How much do you get paid? Come on, you’re a kid and why are you in a
bar? The owner must be blind! --Dog-o 4-4
Shippo: That’s none of
your business and…
Li
got up.
Li: Who is this Dog-o
person! I should rip his head off for
saying that. Shippo is a kid but he
doesn’t drink. Err!!
Shippo: Anyway, let’s
say it just pays the bills.
Miroku: You live with one of us, you don’t have any
bills. Or wait; are you the one
ordering the weekly Shonen Jump Comic?
Shippo: Yeah.
Kagome: Next one, it’s
for the tree of us. Sesshomaru, Inu
Yasha and myself.
Kagome: Ah, I leave that
question unanswered.
Inu Yasha: I get the highest
paycheck because my name is the title of the show.
Kagome: That’s because
it means dog demon.
Inu Yasha: Err…
Sesshomaru: When I was a little, father died because of
a human woman he loved. Inu Yasha was
their offspring and therefore I took all my hatred out on him. That’s why I hate him so much.
Miroku: Next question, it’s for you Sesshomaru.
Question: ‘Sesshomaru, do you ever become a good guy
and why do you beat on Jaken so much?’
--Baka 80
Sesshomaru: Oh, that’s easy, the first question I won’t
answer. I only beat on Jaken cause it’s
to fun to pass up.
Li: Well, I had fun
sitting with you guys, but I have to get to work again.
Inu Yasha: Se ya.
Li: Oh, Kagome… (whispers) …will you tell Miroku to stop bothering me? I don’t want to get on the wrong end of the
demon executer…(yells) ...STOP STARRING AT ME!
Li
walked off. She puts on her apron and
grabs whet looks like a mallet. In the
background, the same drunks from last night were back and were singing, this
time causing trouble.
Li: Get out! I don’t want any trouble!
That’s
if for this session. Any questions for
any of the gang? Write them down and
give them to me via by e-mail. I’ll
make sure they’ll get them.
Ryuu