Sit Down Session With the Gang Part 1
In
the background, we hear several drunks signing, ‘Ninety-nine bottles of Beer on
the Wall’ we find our characters sitting down at a table chatting.
Inu Yasha: They should ban
these drunks from coming around.
He
turns to face them.
Inu Yasha: HEY! SHUT UP ALREADY!
The
men in the background continue signing.
Kagome: It’s a bar Inu
Yasha.
Inu Yasha: Err!
Kagome: Shush Inu
Yasha. So what are we going to talk
about?
Shippo: Let’s talk about
gossip.
Kagome: What have you been
listening too?
Shippo: I’ve overheard
that Miroku finally found a girlfriend.
Shippo
smiled evilly at Sango.
Kagome: Where did you
hear this?
Shippo: I’ve searched
sites people have been putting up about us.
Kagome: Really? Who is this girl?
Sango
nervously laughs.
Sango: Ha, that’ll be the day. I’d like to see him hit it off with a girl. Besides, where is he anyway? He’s late.
Inu Yasha: He’ll be here.
Kagome: So, what are you
grumbling about Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: Err. I’m sick and tired of that one girl who thinks I’m gay.
Sango: Don’t let her bother you. She just doesn’t like you.
Inu Yasha: I don’t mind the
things she says.
He
smiles and chuckled to himself.
Kagome: Ya, that’s
because she likes you.
Sango
holds up her hand, and extends their fingers.
Inu Yasha: Well the web
master’s always right.
Kagome: Not all the
time.
Inu Yasha: Where have you
been the last gazillion years?
Kagome: I’m saying that
she has no right to treat anyone like that, Especially Sessho over there.
Sesshomaru: Do you have to call me that.
The
guys in the background are getting louder.
Inu
Yasha: SUT UP BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR JAWS
OFF!
Kagome: Be nice to the drunks. They’ll get what’s coming to them tomorrow
morning anyway.
Miroku: How you guys
‘doin?
Miroku
wobbled over, apparently drunk.
Inu Yasha: Wouldn’t be
surprised.
Sesshomaru: Is that what
you have been doing all night?
Miroku: Ahh…yeah.
Kagome: Miroku, can’t
you come to a bar and not get drunk?
Miroku
gets cut off as he drinks another sake.
Kagome: I guess not.
Inu Yasha: Here here!
Inu Yasha: Hey! I don’t have any money for drinks!
Miroku
wasn’t listening.
Miroku: Ain’t he a nice guy
everyone.
Guys
in the background cheer.
Inu Yasha: I’m not buying!
The
girl behind the bar calls to Miroku.
Girl: Do you want ice in
those drinks?
Inu Yasha: No drinks!
Sesshomaru: Oh come on little brother. We all know you get the highest paycheck. We also know you always carry it.
Inu
Yasha whined.
Inu Yasha: That’s my mad
money.
Kagome: You don’t have
to buy a drink for Shippo and I.
Sango: Nor I.
Sesshomaru: Only one.
Inu Yasha: I’m not getting
one for you, Miroku.
Miroku: Why not? I know you have the money, and we’re best
friends.
Sango
sighs.
Shippo: Inu Yasha, look.
Inu
Yasha turned and drooled at the site of the sixteen year old hanyou coming
towards them.
Inu Yasha: It’s that cute
waitress!
Kagome: Cute?
Kagome’s
face turned red.
Inu Yasha: Ah…did I say
cute? I meant, ah butte. No!
I didn’t mean that. Uh oh.
The
girl walks next to Inu Yasha a nearly dropped her drinks as Inu Yasha hit the
floor.
Girl: Wow, what you do
to your man?
Kagome: Err…I’m going
home!
Sesshomaru: Here, I’ll walk you home.
Inu
Yasha got up off the floor and pointed his hand at Sesshomaru.
Inu Yasha: Hey! You get your hands off her!
Sesshomaru: She’s yours on the set. She doesn’t have to pretend to like you now.
Kagome: Ok, can we see
Rin too?
Sesshomaru: She’s after your home.
Kagome: Oh.
Inu Yasha: I said leave her
alone!
Kagome
turns and Inu Yasha flattened his ears.
Kagome: SIT! I don’t have to stay here and watch you gock
at that waitress!
The
girl’s ears twitched and she turned to face the gang. She turns red and walks behind the counter.
Inu Yasha: I think you’re
pretty too.
Kagome: Hahaha, suck
up. Let’s go Sessho.
Sesshomaru: Please don’t call me that.
Shippo: I’ll see you two
tomorrow.
Inu
Yasha stared after them. The two shut the
door to the bar and smiled.
Kagome: Do you think he
bought it?
Sesshomaru: I think he did.
Kagome: I knew he would
get jealous. Do you think he really
thinks I’m cute?
Sesshomaru: Yes I believe he dose. Besides, anyone can get jealous of an older brother that looks sexy in jeans.
Kagome
steps away from him.
The
two separate as they reach Kagome’s shrine and Sesshomaru goes to the well.
Kagome: Bye.
Sesshomaru: I’ll see you later for the next meeting.
Back
at the bar, Inu Yasha is now singing along with the other drunks now he too is
drunk.
Inu Yasha: Ninety-nine
bottles of bear on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer…
The
next morning, Inu Yasha and Miroku were sick in bed. Inu Yasha had spent all of his money and was still irritated at
his brother.