Cast: Nick Pham, Alex Pham, Mrs. Pham, and Mr. Pham
(Nick has just arrived at his parents house in Boston, he walks up the pathway and rings the doorbell. His mother opens the door and her face brightens up when she sees him)
Mrs. Pham- Hungy-Poo! Oh its been so long since I�ve seen you! Come in come in
(Nick slowly walks into his old house and takes a seat in the living room. He acts as if he were a new neighbor that has just been invited in for Jell-O.)
Mrs. Pham- Your father went out to the store but he should be back soon...So, how have you been? Did you get our letter? Are you excited? How are Jon and Chris?
Nick- Um, its all good....I kinda wanted to talk to you about this marriage thing, but I�l wait till dad gets home...
(A long silence follows)
Mrs. Pham- Alex! Come see your brother!
Alex- Nick�s here?
(Alex bounds down the steps into the living room, he has an oversized Phat Pharm shirt, and a pair of jeans at least 8 sizes to big for him that are held up by a belt just above his knee-caps, a doorag, 3 platinum necklaces, a diamond encrusted watch.
Alex- Nick! What�s up man? It�s been awhile
(Alex holds out his hand and Nick goes to shake it, but Alex tries to do an old Black Panther hand shake that Nick obviously doesn�t know and they both feel embarrassed.)
Alex- So, uh...you run into anymore trouble with those bloods?
Nick- Nah, I�ve been keeping away from that stuff...
Alex- Yeah, I�ve seen you on the news a couple of times, you and that half-spanish friend of yours. Blowing up garages, getting stuck on the top of the empire state building, nearly causing nuclear winter in Canada...
Nick- Yeah, I guess I have a pretty adventurous life...
(Nick�s dad walks in the door)
Mr. Pham- Oh lord, traffic is murder out there...
Alex- What�s up, pops?