| Canada, Land Of The Strange (pt.2) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Moose- Ah the escaped convicts. I was wondering why two Americans had Mounty gear on. Nick- Wait how do you know we�re on the run form the law? Moose- We Mooses know quite a bit about the human society. We know you took some Mounties clothing, we know how you got here, we even know that Jon has teamed up with Tareq to come and rescue you. Nick- But how do you know all this...? Moose- Once again, I remind you. Canada give us strange powers. Now may I ask why are you here? Chris- But you already know the answer to that. (The Moose looks to Chris, a bit annoyed by his comment) Moose- Yes, but it�s not polite to skip formalities. You�re friend needs them to keep his sanity. (Chris crosses his arms and glares at the moose) Nick- Um...yeah...we were looking for Mounts so we could pass as Mounties so we could venture into the heart of Canada and find out who tried to kill us. Moose- Well there are no horses in these woods... Nick- Oh then I guess we�ll be leaving. It was nice meeting you, Goodbye. (Nick gets up to leave but Chris remains rooted to his spot staring through the Moose) Moose- And you want to use two of us as Mounts... (Chris continues to stare) Moose- Well, I don�t like your attitude...but the Canadian Government is going to pass a bill to turn half our forest into a hidden missile silo so we need to do something about that anyway. Nick, you can ride me. My friend Gerome here will be your Mount Chris. (Another Moose, slightly smaller than the first appears next to Chris) Moose- Oh I best introduce myself before he head off. Im Wallace. Nick- Oh, um...nice to meet you. Moose- Well get on, there�s not much time (Nick hops onto Wallace�s back. Chris eyes his Moose carefully before jumping on. Suddenly both the Mooses sprout wings and fly off) |
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