Setting: Canada and Jon�s House
(Chris is concentrating heavily on the road while Nick passively observes the Canadian countryside roll by)
Nick- So where are we going?
(Chris reaches into his pocket and pulls out the metal device that got them here, he tosses it to Nick)
Nick- ...What�s this mean?
(Chris grabs it away from Nick, opens a hatch on the front then shoves it back at him)
Nick- It�s a map
Chris- Of course it�s a map smartass, keep looking
(Nick takes several moments to examine the object)
Nick- There�s a message that says...�Come if you dare�
Chris- Yes
Nick- But we�re going the wrong way
Chris- Yes
Nick- Why...?
Chris- Because obviously it�s a trap...we have to get back home.
Nick- But we�re Super Heroes...its our job
Chris- Its not our job to get killed unnecessarily
(Chris notices the Canadian/American border ahead of them and slows the car to a stop)
Nick- Something wrong?
Chris- Im trying to figure out how to get across...
Nick- Well we�re American...and they are just Mounties, they�d let us pass with Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Chris- How many times have I told you...Mounties...Are....Evil...
(Nick sighs heavily, just then a lightbulb comes on above Chris�s head)
Nick- You have a plan?
Chris- Yep, just go along with what I do...
Several Hours Later....
(Flashing red and blue lights blaze across the midnight skyline. Customs officials and police are swarming around the border. A broken gate is taped off. And the car Chris was driving sits upside down smoking slightly. A group of Mounties forcibly haul Chris and Nick into a paddy wagon)
Chris- Told you they were evil
Nick- You tried to ram your way though the border gate! We�re lucky we didn�t get shot!...Being warped to Canada...driving hundreds of miles across foreign lands, and now slamming through a border guard and getting arrested...I bet Jon�s worried sick about what�s happened to us.