(Chris and Nick sit down underneath a tree to try to figure out just what exactly is going on)
Nick- Canada, ay?....well from what I hear, its not so different from the US.
Chris- Yeah, thats what they want you to hear...
(Just then a Mountie trots up the road next to them)
Mountie- You fellers lost, ay?
Nick- Actually, yes we-
(Chris pinches Nick�s arm)
Chris- No sir, we�re just enjoying the beautiful Canadian Countryside...*begins humming the Canadian Anthem*
Mountie- Well, if you chaps need anything, just ask a friendly CMP...that�s Canadian Mounted Police don�t ya know.
Chris- Erm, sure thing
(The Mountie rides off)
Nick- Why�d you do that, we could have asked where we are or something
Chris- I know where we are. And the last thing we need is a Mountie finding out about us...Scum of the earth they are, if you thought those marines they sent to get us a year back were ruthless...you don�t know bull.
(Nick eyes the Mountie up the road, who had just stopped a speeding car, they can here his voice faintly)
Mountie- Now, I don�t want to catch you speeding again, okay? Next time I might have to take action and give you a warning, but for now you can go I suppose
(The car sets off, and the Mountie trots the other direction. Nick watches the Mountie until he fades from sight.)
Nick- That didn�t seem very ruthless.
Chris- It�s a front dumbass, they are trying to lead us into a false sense of security.
(Chris grabs his cellphone out of his pocket and calls someone. He moves off a couple yards so Nick is out of earshot, after about a minute he returns)
Chris- We need to steal a car
Nick- Are you mad!?
(Chris ignores him and begins looking up the road)
Chris- Blasted Canada....one road connecting the entire country...
(Just then a blue station wagon comes up the road and begins to slow to a stop next to Chris and Nick)
Man- Good Day to you boys, you two needs a ride anywhere? My family and I were just going up to the ol� Country Buffet, we thought we�d ask you fellers if you want to join us, our treat.
(An evil grin spreads across Chris�s face)