Setting: Jon's House and The Neighborhood
(Nick is sitting at home watching TV. The sound of drilling can be heard from the garage)
Television- And now back to our Feature Presentation: Planet of the Babes, Part 4
Nick- Heh heh...Alright!
(A loud crash comes from the garage followed by a string of curses clervly strung together. Chris emerges from the garage still muttering curses clutching his thumb)
Chris- Look Nick, you have to help me with this thing man. Jon has been hanging out with Tareq a lot lately for whatever deranged reason. Dude, Tareq is going to steal our jobs!....Oh, whatcha watching.
Nick- Part 4
Chris- Oh nice, i havent seen this one...Is Jenna in it
Nick- Yep
Chris- Oh, well then.
(Chris grabs a blanket and plops down on the recliner)
5 Minutes later...
Nick- Okay, so what are you working on
(Chris pulls the sheet thats covering a lump on the tool bench off. A gleaming, monstorous black gun is revealed.)
Chris- It's got more power than your average elephant tranquilizer, I think it should be enough to take him down....Nick....grab your gear, were goign Tareq Hunting.
(Nick and Chris run off to their rooms and return minutes later dressing in camo-outfits complete with face-paint and random leaves and twigs protruding from their clothing. The two start acting like GI Joe as the move out of the house. Chris and Nick creep towards Tareq's house, they settle in some bushes on the border of his property. Tareq is calmly watering flowers in his rose garden while wearing a pink gardeners smock and a 'garden-granny' bucket hat. The two try to inch closer, but as Nick takes a step he snaps a twig beneath his feet. Tareq bolts into a vertical position and stands stiff as a bored. He sniffs the air and looks around. Suddenly, he takes off down the street. Nick and Chris spring from their hiding spots and run after him. Chris kneels down to steady and aim his gun. Tareq who somehow is managing to build a gap between himself and Nick is nearly knocked off balance as a 6 year old on a big wheeler blows by him)
Chris- Nick! Get Down!
(Nick makes an ugly dive/fall out of the way just in time a Chris releases a monster-sized dart from his cannon of a gun. It hits Tareq square in the back. Tareq howls in rage, but continues to run. Chris fires another that lodges itself into Tareq's ass, he wobbles but continues to waddle along. Chris fires another shot that finds its mark in Tareq's neck. He gives one last howl before stumbling to the ground. Nick rushes over to the collapsed figure of Tareq, right as he is about to deal Tareq the finishing blow the mailman comes by)
Will- Hey Nick!...I got a letter for you!
Nick- Oh, well uh...cool!
(Will hands Nick the letter and then pedals away on his bike. Nick rips open the letter and begins reading. Chris, who is still crouching waiting for Nick to finish things, stands up and throws his gun down, he crosses his arms and glares at Nick impatiently. As Nick reads the letter his expression grows grave. As he reads the final line of the letter he lets the letter fall out of his hands as he looks out into space infront of him, open-mouthed)