Dirtier Tactics (pt. 1)
Cast: Mickey Kopstein, Chris Araya, Nick Pham, Jon Powell, and Jeff Jankowski

Setting: Mickey's House and Jon's House

(Nick and Chris are creeping through Mickey's house late at night)

Nick- Shhhh! We don't want to wake him yet

Chris- I know, if your fat ass would move a little faster maybe I wouldnt be tripping

Nick- Maybe if you would pull your head out of your ass and slow down a bit

Chris- Well Maybe-

Nick- Shut the hell up, here's his room

(The two squat down and open a black duffle bag)

Chris- Your's better be good...

Nick- Heh, you should be more concerned with your own

(They pull out two giant, oddly shaped suits. Chris dons a Blue costume that resembles a kangaroo with horns and Vampiric teeth. Nick puts on a green costume that looks like a giant ball of fuzz with two eyeball antennas poking out the top.)

Nick- Not bad, now follow me

(Nick pushes open the door with a loud, slow creek. The two crawl into the room as silently as possible and nestle up nest to Mickey's bed)

Chris- Ok on three.......1.........2.........3

(The two jump up and look ferocious)

Chris & Nick- RAWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mickey- AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!!!!!!......

(Mickey's face turns white and he faints)

Chris- We got him!
(Nick pokes Mickey)

Nick- Hm, I think we killed him...

Chris- Oh shit....lets get outta here

(The two run as fast as they can back to Jon's house)

Chris- What if we did kill him...

Nick- Who cares, wanna try the same thing on Jon?

Chris- Mmmm, ok

(The two sneak into Jon's room with the same intentions as before, but as they poke open the door, they notice Jon sitting on his bed cursing at the tv)

Jon- God damn, shitty-ass booking. Oh thats it...imma kill her...
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