Cast- Chris Araya, Dwight Bell, Nick Pham, and Tareq
(Tareq, after finishing his 4th Pre-Dinner Meal, notices a doughnut on the ground. He walks over and picks it up)
Tareq- *Sniff the doughnut* Mmmmm, Powdered, with a rasberry filling...
(Right as he is about to take a bite out of the doughnut, he sees a bag of gumdrops about 10 feet away. He shoves the doughnut into his mouth and picks up the bag. A piece of cake beyond where the bag was resting. So after pouring the entire bag into his mouth, he walks over to eat the cake. Then realizing out the front door, inside a giant steel cage, there is a warm, steammy, giant ham. Tareq inhales the cake as he waddles toward the juicy Ham. He bends over to pick it up and the cage door slams shut.
Nick- Hahahahah, i got him!
Tareq- Oh hey Nick, Check it out, i found a Ham just lying here!
(Tareq happily sits down and enjoys his ham, apparently unconcerned that hes trapped in a cage...Nick pauses for a moment before walking away, slightly less satisfied then he had imagined)
-Meanwhile...-
(Chris is being chased by Dwight after he broke into his house and poured a vat of honey on a sleeping Dwight)
Chris- Cmon you faggot!
(Chris leads Dwight into a hall of mirrors, as Dwight walks in he slows down and tries to pick out chris from the dozens of mirrored images)
Chris- Boo!
(Dwight spins around and punches through a mirror, cutting his hand open)
Chris- Hahaahha
Dwight- *Growls*
(Dwight Dwight charges at one of the Chris's infront of him, and glass shards cut him up further, he continues to attack mirrors in a rage. Over time Dwight begins to slow down, getting lightheaded, and eventually collapses from blood loss)
Chris- *smiles*
(Chris walks out of the mirror maze to see Nick waiting for him)
Nick- 3 to go...