(Nick Burst through the front door of Jon's House)
Nick- Hey Man! We got a new neighbor, and shes hot!
(Jon and Chris perk up)
Nick- Come see!
(The 3 run out the front door and dash 4 houses down where their new neighbors are, Tareq, Mickey, Dwight, and Jeff are already there)
Jeff- Damn, shes so hot
(The group watches a slender blonde walk around directing movers where to put things, she stops as if just noticing the group, and walks over)
Julie- Hi Boys!
Chris- Da-ibb-ah-burhh
Jon- Hey! I'm Jon!
Tareq- Tareq!!!
Mickey- Can we get you anything, Glass of water, a fan-
Dwight- *mutters* A Pole...
(The boys chuckle a little bit, and then the notice Tiffany walking over from across the street)
Tiffany- Hi Julie!
Julie- Hey Tiffany, want to come inside and watch some tv, i was just meeting some of your neighborhood friends....quite an interesting lot here...
(Tareq is transfixed drooling, Mickey is twitching, Dwight looks stone and appears hes about to collapse, Nick is watching a bird, A fly just landed on Chris's neck, and it got absorbed, and Jon whos acting normal seems out of place compared to the rest)
Julie- Well um....see you all later i guess?
Mickey- Yeah!
Julie- Ok see you all later then...
(Julie and Tiffany walk into the house)
Jeff- Man im gettin with her!
(Dwight clubs Jeff in the back of the neck, knocking him out cold, then gives an agry look to the rest of the group, Mickey and Jon run home)
Tareq- *sniffs the air* ohhhh Strawberrys...
(Tareq runs off towards Mickey's house, the 3 remaining glare angrily at eachother)
Chris- Shes mine Bitc-....dummies
Dwight- No
Chris- how bout we play cards for her...*cocks an eyebrow*
Nick- Shut the hell up you cheating bastard, shes not just meat to win....this is real life, whoever she likes gest to get in her pants
Dwight- Sounds good to me
(The 3 reach an agreement and head home, after Chris and Nick turn. Dwight runs and clotheslines them both and walks home laughing)