Setting: Jon's Living Room
(Nick and Chris are sitting behind a couch, Nick is holding a remote control with a single red button on it)
Nick- Ok, let me explain it to you again, that sandwich sitting there is bait. Eventually Tareq will smell it and wander in, its like flies to honey.
Chris- Ok...
Nick- Then when he is infront of it, I press this button, and this net will pin him down, then we carry him into the middle of the desert and leave him.
Chris- Got it...Here he comes!
(Tareq bursts through the front door, with his nose dragging his body)
Nick- Just a little bit further....
(Tareq walks towards the sandwich but stops a foot short of it, Nick adjusts his aim and fires, at the last second Tareq bends over)
Nick- God Damnit!!!
(Tareq straightens up and has an orange stick in his hand, he pops It into his mouth)
Tareq- MMMmmmm, Cheetos
(Tareq after enjoying the Cheeto, grabs the sandwich and walks out)
----Later that day....-----
(Nick and Chris are huddled over a 200lb weight)
Nick- Ok, heres the plan. When I align the weight you let go of the rope and it will fall on Tareq's head. Then-
Chris- Then we take him to the middle of the desert and leave him
Nick- Right, so ready?
(Nick moves the weight over Tareq, who his sitting on the couch watching TV)
Nick- *whispers* Ready....and...DROP!
(The doorbell rings and Tareq jumps up right before the weight hits him)
Tareq- PIZZA!
(Nick and Chris with looks of astonishment on their faces, walk out of the room and collapse on their respective beds)