Setting: Jon's House
(Jon is holding a camera pointed at Nick and Chris)
Nick- Are We on?
Jon- Yes, go!
Nick- Oh, uh....Hi im Nick, and this is Chris
Chris- We're here to lighten the mood when Jon writes an entry thats not....light...moody. Or just to amuse you if you are bored.
Nick- See we're Jon's roomates, and this is kind of like a...DoK-You-Men-Tary...
Chris- But we arent the only people you'll see
Nick- Yea, alone, our lives are slow and boring
Chris- So we visit our Neighborhood friends like Julie, and Kaitlyn, and Dwight....just to name a few
Nick- We even talk to people we dont know
Chris- Or in your case, stalk...
Nick- Shut the hell up you spic, atleast i dont lie, cheat, and steal
Chris- Well you know what...your a....big...ugly....man...-
Nick- Say what you wanna say, i dare you...
Chris- *mutters* Damn, shit faced, yellow, chinky bastard
Nick- What was that
Chris- ...Nothing
Nick- I dont think so....im calling Dwight
Chris- Oh no youre not *Tackles Nick*
(The two exchange punches and kicks)
Jon- *Sigh*
(Jon drops the camera and walks out of the room)