~*!*~Shaggy 2 Dope~*!*~
Nicknames : Shaggy 2 Dope,2 Dope,Dopey,Shaggy Dope,Shaggy,Shaggs,Shag,Handsome,Harley Gwestella,Gweedo,Gweedy,Stanky Twickle Puss,StretchNuts,Sweet Candy Nuts,Sugar Bear,etc...
Birth Name : Joseph Utsler (aka Larry Lang LippelNip)
Birth Date : ??????
Height : 6'2
Weight : 215 lbs
Race : Caucasian
Sex : Male
Origin : Born in Detroit
Age : 24
Eyes : Blue
What He Looks For In A Girl : "A hunchback. Like that one old movie 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' only it'd be a chick. I could sit on her hunch and maybe ride her through the mall. I could hook up some kickers up to her butt and bounce that bitch. If herhump is big enough,maybe I could hide things in it,like Faygo. That'd be the bomb diggity. If you got a hunchback,and you're a chick. Look me up!"
More : "I enjoy laying naked on top of my neighbours roof really early in the morning. I like to pretend like I'm swimming underwater in slow motion and shit. I lay up there as long as I can or until the police come. My dream is to one day have everybody stand on one side of the world and flip it upside down."
Psychopathic Evaluation : Shaggy is one messed up son of a bitch. When not on stage being a psychotic freak,he can be seen hanging with his group aclled "The Triple Threat." Which basically go out and drink beer and stuff.
Soon,more to come!