Lyrics~The Shaggy Show
From Southwest Detroit,deep within Zug Islands industrial waste depository,It's SHAAAAAGGGGYYYYY TIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!! Hey,how ya doin down there? It's nice to see ya,alright! Wuddup ya'll? Welcome to the show. I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know,This is my sidekick,Fat Pat. He goes,hehehehe,and all of that. Anyway on my way here I almost died. This bitch in front of me was like 105. They worry bout drunks and late nite truckers. Old ass bitches try to kill mutha fuckaz. This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more,then she makes a right into my side door. This comedy shit's gettin old,The game is to be sold,not to be told. Yeaaaaah. You can feel the excitement,right? Snoop Dogg is with us tonight,hahaha,that's what I'm sayin. On the Shaggy Show,shiiit,we ain't playin. And that ain't it,also on the show. Anotha mutha fucka that well,most of ya know. You see em with me a lot,he's like a brotha. VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MUTHA FUCKA! I like that kid Violent J,Hey Mike "what's up?" How ya doin today? "Just great Shaggz" Well,that's great. Let's give a hand,to Mike E. Clark and the gangsta fun band. We'll be right back with Violent J! *commercial break* Do you homies have money? Are you broke? Yeah. Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? Straight up. There's nuthin you can do but get your PHD. Playa Hataz Degree? That's right. Aww hell yeah. Player Haters Acadamy,located on welfarm in Detroit,offers the finest in Playerhation tactics. Yeah that's right. Such as the bitch hater. Hey man,fuck that fine ass bitch! Or the look shooker! Yo bitch,I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money! Or the never ending shooting star,just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch! Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation. WORD UP! *back to Shaggy Show* Okay,my first guest,he's nutty as hell. He just served a half a year in the county jail,now he's back for now at least. Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece. Wuddup ya'll? What's happenin. It's been 6 months and my dick ain't havin it. If I don't hurry up and get me some ass. I might bust this nut on ya T.V. glass. Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit. A brand new group with my homiez Twiztid. It's called Dark Lotus,should I play some for ya'll? Hell nah. Now I been hearin a lil bout this and that. About you havin some kinda panic attack? Tell us,um is it true? And when you have one,what the fuck do you do? Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee. And then all of a sudden I'm like,GET OFF ME! Then I start chokin on pedestrians. Until they give me my shot of calafalestrian. But that's all over now and that's that. I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac. Just don't test me,or pull strings,forget it. I might grab ya neck and do bad things with it. Well,on that note,thank you J,for real. We'll just pop you one of them selopian pills. Take your ass backstage and relax. Snoop Dogg is comin up next! Stay right here,we'll be right back. *commercial* I like my chili hot,as a matter of fact I like my chili so god damn hot that you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull.When a workin man such as myself wantsa little hot fixin,I reach for that bottle of momma's god damn hot chili. Smooth tender chunks filled with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard bacon bits. And drizzled with just the right amount of thick,savoury sauce. Drippin with noodle nuggetz and Texas onions. MmmmMmmm that's hot,god damn hot! Ask for it by name! Thanks fellas,alright yo we're back. My next guest pioneered the sound of rap. He's come a long way from the LBC. Please welcome Snoop D-O Double G! Look up in the sky it's a bird,it's a plane. It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane. Clown,get down nigga,I represent the town. Hey yo Violent J let's go half on this pound. I stay gangsta lay fine,I drop the bomb. They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm. So,any dick that seem to disagree wit me,step up and watch ya mutha fuckin ass meet the fee. Snoop,what? You got platnim on ya walla. Where all the fools starin scratch their balls. They wanna be like you,they wanna try ta steal ya flowz. Yo,why is that so? It's like everywhere I go and everywhere I go some bitch ass nigga try to steal my flow. But I don't pay em no attention oh should I mention. I'm all about the money and ridin in carz wit suspension. Bounce makin on the cornerz smokin dope,smokin that weed hangin out wit my lopez. Folks don't give a fuck about nuthin at all. That's why I'm known to the world as big mutha fuckin Snoop Dogg,nigga. Snoop Dogg everybody. Now we gotta bring a close to tha party. Thanks,Violent J,my lope. And thank you Snoop fer that bag of smoke. Join us next time for the show. We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo. That's it for now,I'm out this bitch. Hey yo gangsta fun,show em how ya got rich.