Lyrics~Mad Professor
Hehehe,oh shit he's here. Hi,hi ya doing. Is this the right place for that furniture,ahh. Yeah sure come on in. Pretty nice place you got here,cobwebs are a nice touch. So,that's the couch,eh? Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there. That's pretty fuckin nice,I haven't seen. Woah you all right there. Excuse me,real apolstry I ain't seen nuthin like that since shit like back in the mother fucker. You want my couch,you mother fucker. I need yer muther fuckin brain You can't have my couch. What the fuck you thinkin,now come here you big fat mutha fucka. Get on the table. I was never popular,this I'll admit,fuck school. School never liked me,cool. All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead. Make fun of the size of my forehead. But that shit never bothered me. See,momma and papa,they owned a lot of property. they had a science lab in the basement,and that's where my free time,well,where my time was spent. I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times,cluck cluck CLUCK! Then it was dead. I made a lot of things though. Like a frog with a turkey neck,it was tha shit,yeah. But I'm still lonely,I need a homie. So I collected limbs and made ma a zombie. I could have made me a girlie friend. But fuck that,I got my girlie right here,yeah. You can call me mad professor. I will build a friend for me. You can call me mad professor. We will rule eternity. So,this is like where you live? That's right,why,you don't like it? I mean,oh my god it's dirty. Do you like? hehe shut up bitch! Give me ya tippie toes! I used so many body parts it was krazy. I killed a whole bunch of mutha fuckerz like what 80. They all chipped in on my special friend. Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend,come on. I hear the other children outside. "Keep it down you little bitches,I'll skin ya fuckin hide!" Trunks full this parts wack. Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack. Shit,fuck,I'm sawin off an elbow. Lookin at the meter,on my quazar zifter low! Or better yet look out the fuckin window. I see a storm comin,it's almost time to roll. Screw the head on come on come on. It's the dugish rugish bone. OK it's time to hit the switch,turn it up a hertz. Fuck,shit didn't work. Hey,Hey you call for a wrecker? Sure did,come on in. I got the truck ready outside,I'm unna go ahead. Oh mutha fuck OH what you'd hit me with a fuckin fryin pan. What's up with that bra. You crazy mutha fuck OW that shit hurts. Come here,I'm gunna fuck you up,get back here. He'z tryin ta kill me! It wasn't always easy,let me tell ya. But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure. I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute. You here that? Yeah. It's alive,I just gotta wake it up. Hand me that rock n rye. Pour it in the cup,and give it to his ass,wait,hold up pause. I ain't cleanin his drawz man fuck that. Get em set,get em ready,it's almost time. Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine,I see him twitching I'm on a roll. He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival. Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit,and just wait for that lightening bolt to hit. Did it work,you make the call? Shaggy? WHAT UP YA'LL! You can call me mad professor,I will build a friend for me. You can call me mad professor,we will rule eternity.