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| June: Wouldn't it be nice if Eddie Haskell ended up in a different homeroom than Wally this year? Ward: Or in a different state... Wally: Well, mom, I guess you and dad are just gonna have to sweat it out. June: Wally, I wish you wouldn't use words like that. Wally: Oh, sorry mom, "perspire" it out. Beaver: Gee whiz, Wally. How can you tell when a guy like Eddie Haskell is giving you the business and when he isn't giving you the business? Wally: Beav, when you're dealing with a guy like Eddie Haskell, just figure he's always giving you the business, that way, you always come out ahead. Wally: Hey dad, if Eddie's dad says it's ok, can I buy his rowing machine? June: Wally, what on earth would you do with a rowing machine? Wally: Well, I could develop my muscles, and if I went to a college with a crew, I could go out for it. Ward: Suppose you went to a college that didn't have a crew. What would you do then? Wally: Well, I guess then I would be stuck with all those muscles! June: Wally, why can't you children ever give your parents a straight answer? Wally: Well, heck mom, I guess because we never know what answer you're looking for. Barber: Suppose we just call your parents and let them ok your haircut. Beaver: I don't think we can do that. Barber: Well why not? Beaver: I think our phone's been discontinued! This page is still under construction. Have a favorite quote you would like to see on this page? Email me the quote you would like to see and I will post it as soon as possible! Home |